Sex Holidays In Gumi

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I'M SO SICK OF KOREAN GUYS ASKING ME IF I'VE HAD DINNER

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Has everyone else's phone been blowing up this holiday period? I think all the flower boys are trapped at their grandma's houses and they're using 1km/tinder to while away the time until they can eat again. I can barely move for all the "하이 how r u"s.

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Also I'm moving to Seoul at the end of the month! Probably living somewhere around 신천역 but I'm not certain yet! If you like eating food and talking shit about Korean boys over wine, I'm currently accepting Seoul bff applications!

(ノ＾ω＾)ハ(＾ω＾ )ノ

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HALP I'M BEING CHATTED UP BY A FETUS

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I continue to be awesome at dating apps.

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I don't care if he doesn't get it, he will feel the wrath of disapproving George!!

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so it looks like i might be moving to gwangju!!! does anyone in the area need a slutty bff or want to be mine?

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I think he just wants to defeat his boner.

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Further fallout from last night's drunken rampage, 1KM edition; having to send this the next morning:

Me: Hi

Me: Sorry I was very drunk last night.

Me: I can't go to Gumi to have a sex holiday with you.

Me: That's how people get murdered.

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Got very very drunk at a party last night and apparently started humping a tree. I should've just stuck a note on my head that says "needs to get laid" oh god

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Trying to flirt with a dude in his basic English, my basic Korean, and my appalling French. I deserve a fucking medal.

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I'm on a dating hiatus till I lose some weight (not that i dislike my body - just  that Korea is very appearance-based and I think I could get with hotter guys if I was skinnier lol), so fire friday at my apartment is watching my exo dvd and crywanking yayyyy.

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Also he sent me a text yesterday calling me a "sad hotdog".

I think he meant "poor sausage" but idk.

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finally consummated my relationship with the namja I've been seeing recently AND IT WAS THE WORST SEX OF MY LIFE GOOD GOD.

I got a cold from him too. I literally got more diseases than orgasms from this encounter wtf.