âAfter a great meal, I like to lie on the ground and feel like garbage.â
âAnything can make a good story with enough spin!â
âArenât you excited? Arenât you happy?â
âBeautiful. Why donât you write a book?â
âDidnât you read the sign?â
âDid you hear what they just said?â
âDid you know I love to âget owned?ââ
âDisgusting. Iâd love to try it sometime.â
âDonât you have anything better to do?â
âDonât you know how to greet a new pal?â
âExcuse me, do you want to know how to beat me?â
âFinally, someone gets it.â
âForgive me for this.â
âGolly, you must be so confused.â
âGoodbyes arenât allowed in my town.â
âHavenât I done a great job protecting you?â
âHavenât you ever seen a cooking show before?â
âHe flexed himself out of the room!â
âHeheh⌠The old whoopee cushion in the hand trick. Itâs ALWAYS funny.â
âHey, lighten up, bucko! Iâm just joking with you.â
âHey, thatâs my emptiness, not yours.â
âI am just a silly little lady who worries too much!â
âI am only protecting you, do you understand?â
âI canât afford not to care anymore.â
âI canât go to hell. Iâm all out of vacation days.â
âI could make friends with a wimpy loser like you any day!â
âI donât like you the way you like me.â
âI donât need friends! Iâve got KNIVES!â
âIf I were you, I wouldâve thrown in the towel by now.â
âI found a gun in a dumpster!â
âIf you werenât my houseguest, Iâd beat you up right now!â
âI just want to have handsome, bishonen eyes.â
âI knew you had it in you!â
âIâm gonna need some dog treats for this!!!â
âIâm just a dozen away from a double digit follower count!â
âIâm nineteen years old and Iâve already wasted my entire life.â
âIâm not ready for this to end.â
âIn this world, itâs kill or be killed.â
âI really should have killed you when I had the chance.â
âIs (the sound a baby makes) an emotion?â
âItâs not wrong. Itâs just my headcanon.â
âItâs rude to talk about someone whoâs listening.â
âIâve heard they have things called bathrooms.â
âI want you to be happy, too.â
âI will bathe in a shower of kisses every morning.â
âNever interact with attractive people.â
âNowâs your chance to accept my mercy.â
âNow youâll see my true power: relying on people who arenât garbage!â
âOh no! Youâre meeting all my standards!â
âPlants canât talk, dummy.â
âQuick, behind that conveniently-shaped lamp.â
âReally not feelinâ up to it right now. Sorry.â
âRemember how I said NOT to shoot at me?â
âRevenge wonât bring anybody back.â
âSorry, canât talk. Iâm busy being popular on-line.â
âSo what if a few people have to die?â
âStop plaguing my life with incidental music!â
âStudying history sure is easy when youâve lived through so much of it yourself!â
âThaaaaaatâs politics!â
âThatâs the trash can. Feel free to visit it any time.â
âThat was fun. Letâs finish the job.â
âThe only joke here, is how strong my muscles are.â
âThey come. They leave. They die.â
âThis is just a friendly, um, killing between acquaintances!â
âTime for our union-regulated break!â
âToo intimidated to fight me, huh?â
âWatching someone on a screen really makes you root for them.â
âWere those two robots making out?â
âWhat a terrible creature, torturing such a poor, innocent youthâŚâ
âWhat do you think of my secret style?â
âWhere are the knives.â
âWhere is this? Where can I see the Anime.â
âWho knew that all I needed to make pals was to give people awful puzzles and then fight them?â
âWho needs arms with legs like these?â
âWhy would I ever be friends with you?â
âWill anyone like me as sincerely as you?â
âWould you smooch a ghost?â
âYou arenât gonna tell my parents about this, are you?â
âYou canât spell âpreparedâ without several letters from my name!â
âYou canât understand how this feels.â
âYou didnât need my help, which is great, âcause I love doing absolutely nothing.â
âYou do not dislike cinnamon, do you?â
âYou just wanted to see me suffer.â
âYou think Iâm just gonna stand there and take it?â
âYouâll never see âem again.â
âYouâre filled with determination.â
âYou really hate me that much?â
âYouâre giving me a real workout.â
âYouâre gonna have a bad time.âÂ