I'm Probably Gonna Post A Lot Of Selfies

I'm your average meme queen except I take hella selfies and most people know me as Jesus Christ. (Instagram: selfie.jesus)

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My friend took a video of me at lunch 😂

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Your basic white boy level is off the charts but personality doesn't really matter when you that fine

I just sprout basic white boy on my social media irl I'm a hood rat bmxer

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Is this tumblr worthy?

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The "don't worry I'm the gay friend" pose

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Some bmx gifs 👍🏽

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Progress pics since I haven't posted to tumblr in forever but my face is trash rn ❤️

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Gimme one of them nice guys with the cute face and big brains

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Henna lol

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SpongeBob got a better shoe game and fixed his eyes, Patrick got out of his tanning mom phase, squidward became a nudist, mr crabs got more depressed and pail, and finally Garry started doing acid

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Ootd

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And here’s a short twerking video from my musically (selfie.jesus)

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From the day I wore a suit

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So I changed my url not knowing it would delete everything, whoops

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Tbh i would probably fucking murder in the drag scene not to sound cocky

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When she says "looks like it's just you and me, dad"

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Me breaking my back

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You can do anything you set your mind to. Just look at me: 100 posts........ What is this