[sasuketheworld-deactivated20201]

[in michael’s craft store]

[kurapika]: gon remind me what this glitter is for?

[gon]: can you keep a secret

[kurapika]: sure

[gon]: well i’m going to prompose to killua and i’m making this huge poster you know how it is‒

[kurapika, has never been to school, doesn’t know what a promposal is]: of course

[gon]: and it needs to have glitter alluka said killua will only like it if i absolutely drench it in glitter obviously

[kurapika]: obviously….. can i see it

[gon]: here

[kurapika, reading off the poster]: “killua, i love you, say‒”

[kurapika]: what is th‒ is that a usb

[gon]: it’s a juul! “Say JUUL go to prom with me.” get it!

[kurapika]:

[kurapika]: how nice…. i’m sure‒

[gon]: killua likes juuling

[store intercom]: GOOD MORNING MICHAEL’S SHOPPERS! remember today you have 50% off ALL floral arrangements

[angelnmbrs]

men get so bold because leorio is a man. you are not leorio tho

[dilfleorio-archive-deactivated2]

Do you guys realize Leorio did the romantic phone call scene in 1999 with his stupid beetle cellphone

[dilfleorio-archive-deactivated2]

Leorio with his McDonald’s happy meal cellphone: hey sexy

[krpk-remaking]

the only people kurapika isnt rude to upon first meeting them are employers and little kids and i think thats incredibly valid of him

[krpk-remaking]

mizai/melody/leorio/izunavi/anyone for the first time: hi whats your na- kurapika: fuck OFF

gon: hi im baby kurapika: oh my god hes baby

[krpk-remaking]

woble: ba kurapika: eo,,ho.o ;;my  G,,odd

[rontology]

i love how when killua talks about how he used to murder people for money he calls it his “old job” as if there are two categories in his head like Old Job: Assassin. New Job: Gon’s Friend

[logarto]

i love kurapika so much theyre so fucking rude to everyone and anyone but not kids. theyre ready to rip 80% of peoples throat out at a moments notice but theyre also just “hi killua! :^)” the dissonance is so funny

[allucka]

gon and kurapika shouldnt be left alone together

[allucka]

gon: hey kurapika! (: have you ever tried running into a wall just to see if you could knock it down?

kurapika: no, not yet. but… i wouldnt be opposed to trying now…

gon: awesome!!!! i was gonna ask if you wanted to try it with me haha (: last time i tried it didnt work but i think thats because i was smaller. with both of us it might work this time!!

kurapika: well obviously. we’re both older now. we could very much knock that wall down. i dont think we’d even have to run at it with full force.

gon: wow youre so smart!!! do you think itd work better if we went head first?

kurapika: i dont see why it wouldnt

[wotsukai-remaking]

kukuroo mountain is in algeria.

[mikhi]

the 99 anime made gon so short,,,

[leoapika]

canary and amane get away with their relationship because they’re lesbians and everyone in the zoldyck household is home of phobic: kikyo will be like “oh to be a young girl with friends to gossip with again” and gotoh is like (completely serious) “indeed what good friends yesterday I walked past them amane was very flushed and canary wouldn’t look at me they must have been discussing something secret and serious because they were so close i almost thought they were kissing when i rounded the corner anyways i think their friendship is quite beneficial to their work ethic they are very good butlers,” and then kikyo is like oh excellent and says something weird and shallow about women empowerment while canary and amane are literally making out in one of their rooms at the butler house. only tsubone knows and then they escape the zoldyck estate a la the handmaiden

[nenastrology]

killuas just like im 12 and i enjoy committing crimes and gon is like wow im 12 we are the same crimes sound fun and they learn about capitalist investing together

[beetlebongos]

melody hxh wearing this hat

[lesbianalluka]

[darksonatas]

Ging and Pariston getting married while they were both drunk in Las Vegas and divorcing within 24 hours moodboard

[krpk-remaking]

they were like gon and killua

[ursulaklegun-deactivated2024122]

:(

[olibheare]

jajanken + godspeed

[zldyk]

[senritsus]

@hxh03

[plumknodel]

cheadle really just likes to sit back and to, everytime a man speaks, think “youre wrong, stupid [mans name]” i love her. dog girls are winning