8ULLSEYE

I'M KARKAT SERKET, MAY8E YOU'VE HEARD OF ME

[piir8]

Aw, you can read, two? You’re ju2t top tiier, 8uddy.

[serketcircuit-blog]

I SURE CAN, I LEARNED ALL 8Y MY FUCKING SELF.

[piir8]

II mean II defiiniitely corrected my2elf 8efore you po2ted thii2 8ut my poiint 2TAND2.

[serketcircuit-blog]

YEAH, I SAW. GOOD JO8, SCRU8.

[piir8]

My favor8 Vanta2 ii2 onliine, how cute.

[serketcircuit-blog]

IT’S SERKET ACTUALLY, 8UT I WILL FORGIVE YOU SINCE I’VE 8EEN DECLARED YOUR FAVOR8 AFTER ALL. >::::)

[mdme-x]

Jenny Holzer, Inflammatory Essays, 1991 (excerpt).

[littleredridingglare-blog]

Should I @ Kitty to let him know he has a challenger…

[serketcircuit-blog]

@calodemongelastic SQUARE UP, FUCKER.

[serketcircuit-blog]

I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT HAPPENED, 8UT I’M 8IASED AGAINST ALT VERSIONS OF MYSELF ANYWAY, SO, GOOD JO8, VERY NICE.

[serketcircuit-blog]

ANYWAY, I WONDER HOW KANKRI IS DOING.

I HOPE HE’S FUCKING DEAD.

[serketcircuit-blog]

I WAS JUST TOLD THAT I’M NOT THE STRONGEST KARKAT. THAT’S 8ULLSHIT. I DON’T KNOW THIS CALO DOUCHE8AG, 8UT I HAVE TO FIGHT HIM FOR MY OWN HONOR.

[tragicmonarchy-deactivated20170]

I guess.

T)(at’s wort)( mentionin’.

[hella-radd]

*me seeing any body of water larger than a puddle*

sharks in ther.

[serketcircuit-blog]

ALL OF MY ALTS ARE COMPLETE SHIT, AND I APOLOGIZE TO ANYONE THAT HAS TO DEAL WITH A KARKAT THAT 8N’T ME.

[suck-mybulge]

ww3ll 1 gu3ss th3r3 1s mor3 to m3 th4n just th4t 

but 1 4gr33 1 4m 4 pr3tty bor1n p3rson r3g4rdl3ss

… th4t 4s1d3 1m do1n 4lr1ght 1 suppos3

ww4s forc3d to h4vv3 4 l4zy d4y b3c4us3 4 4cc1d3nt 4t wwork but 3h 1m not r34lly compl41n1n

[serketcircuit-blog]

THE FIRST STEP TO RECOVERY IS ADMITTING YOU HAVE A PRO8LEM, MY GUY.

[serketcircuit-blog]

JUST SO WE’RE ALL ON THE SAME PAGE HERE, IF YOU’RE ONE OF THOSE DOUCHE8AGS WHO MAKES THEIR ENTIRE 8ACKGROUND A REALLY 8RIGHT SOLID COLOR, YOU’RE A FUCKHEAD AND I HOPE YOU TRIP AND 8ANG ALL YOUR TOES INDIVIDUALLY INTO TA8LE LEGS IN THE SAME NIGHT.

[suck-mybulge]

ww3ll 1m noth1ng ww1thout 4n 3go so y3s 1 poss3ss on3

howws your3 3vv3n1ng f41r1ng  

[serketcircuit-blog]

MAN, THAT’S PRETTY SAD. THERE’S NOTHING TO YOU EXCEPT YOUR EGO? TERRI8LE. AWFUL. I AM SINCERELY VERY SORRY TO HEAR THAT YOU’RE SUCH A 8ORING PERSON.

1 4ssum3d b3cu4s3 1t 1s my url #4nd 1 h4vv3 l1k3d 4 coupl34 your posts #so 1m sure my r34ct1on ww4snt too #forww4r3d

FORWARED.

ANYWAY, MY EVENING IS PRETTY GR8, HOW A8OUT YOU THERE, SAILOR?

[serketcircuit-blog]

I FORGOT WHAT I WANTED TO SAY HERE, SO I’LL JUST SUPPLEMENT THIS EMPTY TEXT POST 8Y SAYING THAT MY M8 IS COOLER THAN ANY OF Y’ALLS.

[elhieroglyph]

[suck-mybulge]

1 h4vv3 4 sm4ll f33l1ng th1s 1s 41m3d 4t m3

but 1 c4nt b3 for c3rt41n… 

31th3r ww4y h3llo

[serketcircuit-blog]

LOL, WAY TO HAVE AN EGO, 8UDDY. HI ANYWAY.