* ❛ Joaquin ❜ *

「 Nineteen 」 It ain’t always what it seems When you cling on to a dream It ain’t always there to please you. • 「 Memento Mori 」 「 Southside Serpent 」

[formonsus]

Thinking of moving into this treehouse, thoughts?

[serpent-bitten]

And prayers, preppy

[formonsus]

Oh my God, are you a republican? 😦

[serpent-bitten]

Do only republicans say thoughts and prayers 😦

[unscentedbrick]

To the motherfucker that broke my bike, watch your back

[serpent-bitten]

I love this candid shot, not at all posed to look all badass or anything, unscented brick

[formonsus]

Thinking of moving into this treehouse, thoughts?

[serpent-bitten]

And prayers, preppy

[serpent-bitten]

How could it end like this?

There’s a sting in the way you kiss me

[scrrcwssins]

sorry baby didn’t mean for things to go this way

[serpent-bitten]

You told me you loved me, I feel like i’m getting played

[scrrcwssins]

i do love you, why don’t you trust me?

[serpent-bitten]

I have never trusted anyone more than I trust you

[scrrcwssins]

fangs fogarty called me hot three years ago and I’ve been chasing that high ever since

[serpent-bitten]

You never really feel the same after that

[cruelrealism]

Side-eyeing you

[serpent-bitten]

This picture feels expensive

[cruelrealism]

If I tell you how much my limbs are ensured for, you’d know how expensive it would all be

[serpent-bitten]

Funny you should say that, I was just talking to someone about organ donation

[cruelrealism]

Should I be concerned or view you admirably?

[serpent-bitten]

However you feel like viewing me is more than enough for me :)

[cruelrealism]

Is flirting your weapon of choice?

[serpent-bitten]

I can’t bash it, it’s worked out for me every time thus far

[cruelrealism]

Every time?

[serpent-bitten]

Every time so far

[cruelrealism]

I’ll keep that in mind

[serpent-bitten]

This feels like it’ll come back to bite me

[serpent-bitten]

How could it end like this?

There’s a sting in the way you kiss me

[carnalnorm]

this is slay!

[serpent-bitten]

It would have been more slay with Telly :(

[carnalnorm]

telly will only slay with me

[serpent-bitten]

This is not fair, I’m taking this to court and fighting for joint custody

[carnalnorm]

first my liver, then my dog, you just NEVER stop

[serpent-bitten]

What can I say, I’m insatiable and you’re enabling it

[carnalnorm]

enabling it?! i’m saying no!!

[serpent-bitten]

You didn’t say no to the liver

[serpent-bitten]

How could it end like this?

There’s a sting in the way you kiss me

[bcmbschell]

I couldn’t imagine why anyone would want for it to end like that with you

[serpent-bitten]

Aw Cheryl ;( You’re too kind to me, Red, this is why we’re best friends ;(

[bcmbschell]

Good lord. Let’s stop the antics before I projectile vomit red glitter

[serpent-bitten]

You mean your first reply wasn’t genuine at all?? Aw, you’re breaking my heart :(

[bcmbschell]

My first response was to insinuate why anyone would want to plant one on you, you imbecile

[serpent-bitten]

I’m heartbroken here Cheryl, never felt worse in my life now that Cheryl Blossom thinks i’m unkissable, this is the worst day of my life :(

[serpent-bitten]

How could it end like this?

There’s a sting in the way you kiss me

[carnalnorm]

this is slay!

[serpent-bitten]

It would have been more slay with Telly :(

[carnalnorm]

telly will only slay with me

[serpent-bitten]

This is not fair, I’m taking this to court and fighting for joint custody

[carnalnorm]

first my liver, then my dog, you just NEVER stop

[serpent-bitten]

What can I say, I’m insatiable and you’re enabling it

[cruelrealism]

Side-eyeing you

[serpent-bitten]

This picture feels expensive

[cruelrealism]

If I tell you how much my limbs are ensured for, you’d know how expensive it would all be

[serpent-bitten]

Funny you should say that, I was just talking to someone about organ donation

[cruelrealism]

Should I be concerned or view you admirably?

[serpent-bitten]

However you feel like viewing me is more than enough for me :)

[cruelrealism]

Is flirting your weapon of choice?

[serpent-bitten]

I can’t bash it, it’s worked out for me every time thus far

[cruelrealism]

Every time?

[serpent-bitten]

Every time so far

[serpent-bitten]

How could it end like this?

There’s a sting in the way you kiss me

[bcmbschell]

I couldn’t imagine why anyone would want for it to end like that with you

[serpent-bitten]

Aw Cheryl ;( You’re too kind to me, Red, this is why we’re best friends ;(

[bcmbschell]

Good lord. Let’s stop the antics before I projectile vomit red glitter

[serpent-bitten]

You mean your first reply wasn’t genuine at all?? Aw, you’re breaking my heart :(

[serpent-bitten]

How could it end like this?

There’s a sting in the way you kiss me

[carnalnorm]

this is slay!

[serpent-bitten]

It would have been more slay with Telly :(

[carnalnorm]

telly will only slay with me

[serpent-bitten]

This is not fair, I’m taking this to court and fighting for joint custody

[cruelrealism]

Side-eyeing you

[serpent-bitten]

This picture feels expensive

[cruelrealism]

If I tell you how much my limbs are ensured for, you’d know how expensive it would all be

[serpent-bitten]

Funny you should say that, I was just talking to someone about organ donation

[cruelrealism]

Should I be concerned or view you admirably?

[serpent-bitten]

However you feel like viewing me is more than enough for me :)

[cruelrealism]

Is flirting your weapon of choice?

[serpent-bitten]

I can’t bash it, it’s worked out for me every time thus far

[serpent-bitten]

How could it end like this?

There’s a sting in the way you kiss me

[cruelrealism]

Love hurts or whatever they say, right?

[serpent-bitten]

Yeah, whatever that saying is, you’re so right

[serpent-bitten]

How could it end like this?

There’s a sting in the way you kiss me

[bcmbschell]

I couldn’t imagine why anyone would want for it to end like that with you

[serpent-bitten]

Aw Cheryl ;( You’re too kind to me, Red, this is why we’re best friends ;(

[serpent-bitten]

How could it end like this?

There’s a sting in the way you kiss me

[carnalnorm]

this is slay!

[serpent-bitten]

It would have been more slay with Telly :(

[carnalnorm]

this doesn’t accurately depict how i feel

[serpent-bitten]

There is literally a spider on your wall there’s no way you’re this happy

[carnalnorm]

where the hell are you seeing the spider

[serpent-bitten]

What is that black dot

[carnalnorm]

no way you thought that very circular dot was a spider

[serpent-bitten]

No way that isn’t a spider, prove it

[scrrcwssins]

i swear to god if you zoom in the fucker has legs

[serpent-bitten]

IT DOES