Cymbal Goddess

I love bubbles!!

[zodiac--signs]

[dduane]

“ Christ, that poor barista… http://bit.ly/CoDamazon pic.twitter.com/H4q2iPyecb “

[iraffiruse]

[bestofpokemongo]

Each of the three teams can be described by the anime’s first season theme song in the English dub:

Valor - “I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was. To catch them is my real test, to train them is my cause.”

Mystic - “I will travel across the land, searching–far and wide–each Pokémon, to understand the power that’s inside.”

Instinct - outrageously sick guitar solo “POKEMON!”

[sexualleftovers]

church: follow jesus

me: does he follow back?

church:

me:

church:

me: promo 4 promo?

[did-you-know]

Ancient Egyptians were using 20-sided die as early as 200 BCE. Source

[keetongu]

i cant believe ancient egyptians were FUCKING NERDS

[captainlordauditor]

imagine ancient egyptian d&d tho

[bemusedlybespectacled]

“You have crossed into the underworld and have encountered Anubis. You give him your heart to weigh.”

“I roll to Bluff.”

“You want to bluff Anubis? You can’t bluff Anubis, he’s a god, he has a godly Sense Motive check.”

“I want to bluff the scales.”

“…you want. To bluff. The scales.”

“Yup.”

“…you know what? I’ll allow it.”

“HA! Nat 20!”

“The scales, for some fucking reason, think your heart is lighter than the feather. Anubis is pretty sure you’re bullshitting him but you know what? Anubis has had a long day. Anubis is not gonna question the scales. You’re in.”

[ingoiailtuorgoglio]

[sheholdsyoucaptivated]

[el-feo-mateo]

[nyquilnap]

chaotic good

[introspector]

[hashtagparksandrec]

[torch-ured]

What if you don’t complete the person that completes you?

(via clusterfuckofemotions)

[earthdad]

me and my snake gf

me: hold my hand with yours snake gf: I can’t

[sexualleftovers]

looks cute but is mean: Aries, Gemini, Sagittarius, PISCES, Aquarius, Virgo

looks mean but is cute: Leo, Libra, Cancer, Taurus, Scorpio, Capricorn

[notkatniss]

[girlidiotdotcom-deactivated2023]

if a snake ate a carrot.....

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