bad things

SHANE GALLAGHER Originally from Indiana, I'm now 30 years old (I know, unbelievable, right?) and a model who finds himself in Los Angeles. Still patiently waiting to bump into any of the following: Cameron Diaz, Jessica Biel or Adriana Lima to then proceed to wifey them up. (Don't tell my girlfriend.)

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TEGAN: More in a.. he was an annoying ass when we first met kinda way.

SHANE: And now you're into that?

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TEGAN: Probably not.

TEGAN: I’ve kind of been a bitch to him, actually

SHANE: In, like...a school-yard crush kinda way?

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TEGAN: Not really, no. Or I can’t tell if he does.

SHANE: Well, do you think he has any inkling you may like him?

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TEGAN: I met this guy who I think I like or at least want to get to know better.

SHANE: Well, that's a good thing. Do you think he likes you too?

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TEGAN: My embarrassing insecurity.

SHANE: Talk to me, Meijer.

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TEGAN: I was just... I don’t know. I was in my head and I figured if I just asked you, I’d get over it.

SHANE: Get over what?

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TEGAN: I know, me texting you seems pretty out of the ordinary.

SHANE: No, no....yeah a little.

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TEGAN: Hey.

SHANE: Hello.

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#what a mighty good man

Who, me?

[zcelebs]

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meghanmendes‌:

I don’t know? I haven’t considered selling it, ever, kinda threw me for a loop.

And now you are considering it?

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meghanmendes‌:

I got an offer to sell the B&B.

No way. Was it a good offer?

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meghanmendes‌:

No, no we can’t. 

But, uhm… A weird thing happened today.

What’s that?

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meghanmendes‌:

Uh-huh, I hope so, or else you’re gonna be in big trouble.

Can’t have that.

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meghanmendes‌:

Are you trying to instill me with confidence? Because you’re kinda doing the opposite.

I meant easy for you. Nobody else. Just you.

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meghanmendes‌:

Men are so easy.

This is true. Especially your man.

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meghanmendes‌:

In that case, no. I’d be dating her exclusively, sorry, babe.

I...know I should be mad right now but that is one hot image you just placed firmly at the front of my mind.