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[generation-fucked-nostalgia]

Are you a part of Generation Fucked?

[lamplightjuniper]

[shared-mimosa]

or if you had a sibling born in 90-94 and you grew up together, then you're an honorary millennial

[shared-mimosa]

the new app icon might actually make me delete this app

[african-nerd]

[shared-mimosa]

this is quite possibly the worst app icon ive ever seen, wtf. loud & obnoxious, screaming for attention. if i wanted to use you i would, stop staring at me with your small penis of a smile 🤮

[whitepeopletwitter]

[actualmythicalcreature]

I taught my kid that swear words (important note: this does not include derogatory names for groups of people) are just words that can carry a social consequence. When you are a child, this consequence isn’t on you, as much as it is on your parents, who are responsible for you. As such, parents usually just ask their kids not to swear. Instead of that, I told him to ask me before he swore so I could explain the potential social consequences and we could make the decision together. So far, he’s asked a handful of times if he could swear at Trump while we watched the news. I found this perfectly acceptable, so he got to say “Ｆｕｃｋ trump”. Once when he dislocated his knee, he asked to swear - I said yea, he yelled “HOLY SHIT OUCH” and I asked if it made him feel better, he said it did. Once in traffic someone almost hit us and he asked to swear, I said yes - he said “That guy is an ASSHOLE” and I was like, yeah. 100% he was. He’s never asked to swear at a time that I felt was inappropriate. I have 0 regrets about this parenting decision.

[no-longer-another-bondi-blonde]

A family of cheetahs sleep with the forest guard every night. When the Forest Dept. heard about it, they decided to check the veracity of the claim by installing a CCTV camera. This is what the camera recorded! Just amazing.

Kitties will be kitties 🐈‍⬛

[belle-ofthebrawl-deactivated202]

[ullrs-skis]

Pile O’ Cats, and one very warm forest guard. ❤️

[beca-mitchell]

they’re so annoying in the gc

[eelizabit]

Ok girlies time for our prescription 1-2 hour walk, imagine we r all in line like Madeline

[eelizabit]

in an old website on the internet all covered in vines, lived some lovely little mutuals in two straight lines..

[hydrocities-left]

If you don’t like rice then idk man get well soon I guess

[hydrocities-left]

all the bitches in the notes saying that rice sucks need to remember that rice backwards is ecir which means absolutely nothing. just like their opinion

[vashito]

Seventh Heaven

[snownonthebeach-deactivated2023]

see the lights, see the party, the ball gowns see you make your way through the crowd and say, “hello” little did i know...♡

[shared-mimosa]

baby taylor 🥺❤️

[catchymemes]

[memewhore]

[shared-mimosa]

its Lake ✨Superior 💅✨ now

[writing-prompt-s]

After your death you find out that you were one of the kindness, selfless, honest, and sincere people on earth. Because of that you are offered to reincarnate to anywhere, so you choose to be the Demon Lord. As after all you’re certain demons are just misunderstood.

[shared-mimosa]

that time i got reincarnated as a slime, one of my favorite anime

[tzikeh]

More examples of the WORST mansplaining here.

[useyourblinker]

This might be my favorite

[lotsofcatsandcheapwine]

This is mine

[stockyardsyndrome]

[familiarboomerang]

Reblog if you DON'T ship it but are perfectly chil with people who DO ship it (or inversely if you DO ship it and are chil with people who DON'T) because you aren't an asshole and understand that there's more to people than what fictional characters they think should kiss.

[pyrrhiccomedy]

those posts always go around that are like “if you’re on Tumblr and you’re over 25 blah blah blah” but honestly if you’re on Tumblr and you’re under 25, I don’t know how the fuck you found this place. like I came here when it was actually kind of cool and then just never left because all my stuff was here. what’s your excuse

[tempestpaige]

DONT SEND THEM HERE