totally alphys's tumblr blog

deltarune right FUCKING NOW

[sharxxybaitxdd]

hi sharxxyposters welcome to whatever the heck my tumblr blog is

pfp by ajolteonnamedsparky

basic info about me!

-you can call me sharxxy or azzy!

-i use any pronouns except she/her

-🇬🇧/🇺🇸

-autistic, adhd, and other stuff as well but im lazy lol

-bisexual, transmasc, genderfuck. some type of fictionkin probably

before you follow!

-i have no dni, i block freely. if i block you, don’t take it to heart. most of the time it’s because you have a tag game that takes up my whole page and i don’t want to see it

-i don’t consider myself a tadc fan anymore because of…everything. i am still a ragatha fan though. she is my character now and i am protecting her with my life.

-i have no money to donate. please do not message me with the stereotypical scammy message about how you and your family have stage 5 cancer because i cannot give you any money and it will just make me feel really bad

-i am a minor! i am fine with adults interacting just don’t be creepy or anything. once again if you make me uncomfortable i will block you, no hard feelings.

-i believe in both transandrophobia and transmisogyny. i do not like the labels tme/tma because i believe they are exorsexist, intersexist, and labeling people whether they experience oppression for something or not, despite oppression not being purely binary. you can use them for yourself but don’t use them on me please and ty

-i am a proshipper. this means i support people interacting with fiction in a way that does not intentionally harm others. this does not mean i actively ship taboo things. if you do ship taboo things, you are welcome here, just try not to tell me all the gory details

-my political beliefs boil down to “don’t kill people, let’s just interlock toes and sing about how we celebrate our differences”

interests/fandoms!

-i like deltarune/undertale, danganronpa,kandi making, sharks, ddlc, and a lot more but those are all my main ones right now!

-also if any of you know how to use blinkies or dividers please help me

final stuff

-all my posts are tagged as #sharxxyposting, my asks are #sharxxys asks, and my polls are #sharxxypolling

bye have a great time

[sharxxybaitxdd]

me: i’m so normal

my brain: battat jongler freedom motif papyrus knight december holiday kriselle amalgamate driving in my car pirate gru green egyptian gaster friend inside me egg protein penumbra phantasm kris goon theory suselle my jarona don’t forget but im not ralsei im asriel spamtenna sans undertale spamton sweepstakes kris get the banana my full name it’s susie gaster we implemented pluey asriel dust theory evil girl chara demon girl in some king of snowgrave proceed as you know i am very homophobic weird route side 7B pink and yellow sans undertale core ohohohhhoooho they’re eating my flesh it’s only for 2g it’s only for free winging my ding i’m driving a mercedes benz the 4rd sanctuary no you’re supposed to obey me armless susie sans is ness papyrus is the egg man shadow crystal castle town undyne in the bunker ralsei is a titan copies are monochrome man county raise up your bat lost girl motif the roaring rudy fucking died megalovania gaster motif the forgotten man normal npc fucking killed onionsan watch what happens when i cast a spell i dont know im old! your taking too long i remember your genocides spamton g spamton that’s my fucking name unrelated nutdealer nerdulate togore dreemurr chester holiday 1225 1997 mike ralsei smoking a fat blunt that’s not the thorn ring is it human dess theory toilet theory lancer splat noise everyman all your theories are wrong goodbye dark yet darker entry seventeen sustingus its tv time the world is revolving kris is cyan soul kris is chara kris is evil kris loses their hand you owe me $2 friend is gaster pink and yellow cat follow the pointed tail the poor children you know kris flirts with everyone right now’s your chance to be a big shot flowery good night sweet prince the roaring fraud the books upstairs sword route you were used up she was used up kerdly sans is from deltarune papyrus gaster blaster aqua pirate

[sharxxybaitxdd]

dear undyne:

your name is undyne the undying

yet, you are currently dying

curious

-the roaring knight

[sharxxybaitxdd]

me : dw guys im only crying bc someone’s chopping onions

normal npc:

[sharxxybaitxdd]

if kris only uses they them because there’s a “second person inside them” then i think everyone should use they/them because we all have a friend inside us

[sharxxybaitxdd]

hiii welcome back!!! ^_^

hi!

[sharxxybaitxdd]

asked my mother to buy me a fih tee shirt. assembling a first day of school fit

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HIHI WELCOME BACK!! :D

I feel a little late to the welcoming train but whateverrrr

you are not late dw 💛

[sharxxybaitxdd]

hey I know you sparky talks about you a lot

type shit

what do they say?

[sharxxybaitxdd]

HI WELCOME BACK I MISSED YOU

i missed you too 🥹

[theberd1225]

did you know birds can run

OMG HELLO

and uh.. yes?

[sharxxybaitxdd]

i came back from camp

last year my kind of boyfriend who ate toothpicks and said he went to juvie for attempted murder (he said his parole officer was john smith) ran up to me completely deadass and went “dyk birds can run?”

[ieatsporks11]

dark worlds are like summer camps

[sharxxybaitxdd]

cus they’re both gay as hell

[sharxxybaitxdd]

hi guys so uhhh….you know how i went to camp for two weeks a while ago? now im going for three weeks. miss you guys

[orphanbird95]

List of celebrities who do not care about trans people:

[sharxxybaitxdd]

THANK YOU for not putting the child actors here. they’re children being groomed to fit rowlings anti trans narrative and are victims in this situation if anything

[trina-makes-an-entrance]

Little Mermaid Deltarune AU where Ralsei is Ariel because they both crave to be Part of the Lightner/Human World and both have very pretty voices and Susie is Prince Eric because they are both oblivious as fuck.

[trina-makes-an-entrance]

You, ma'am, are a GENIUS.

Also Flounder is Lancer. Duh.

[sharxxybaitxdd]

ursula should be spamton

HELLO FELLOW [transformer] I WILL [transaction confirmed] YOU SOME [limited time only] PIPSTROGEN*. ALL [number 1 rated salesman 1997] PAYMENT REQUIRED IS YOUR POOR UNFORTUNATE [heartshapedobject] FOR [264 KROMER]

IF YOU AND LIGHT<NER DO NOT [fRIEND request accepted] IN [3 business days] THEN YOU STAY [a real boy!] AND YOU WILL BE MY[hyperlink blocked] FOR [transaxtion complete]

*pipstrogen is estrogen but it’s a pipis

[trina-makes-an-entrance]

My personal view is Seam is Ursula and Spamton is Scuttle

[sharxxybaitxdd]

that also makes sense actually. i just thought spamtons transness could be a nice parallel,(although seam is nonbinary, spamton has more of a trans narrative). however seam does seem to have more narrative significance then they’re letting on. i think both work well

[trina-makes-an-entrance]

Little Mermaid Deltarune AU where Ralsei is Ariel because they both crave to be Part of the Lightner/Human World and both have very pretty voices and Susie is Prince Eric because they are both oblivious as fuck.

[trina-makes-an-entrance]

You, ma'am, are a GENIUS.

Also Flounder is Lancer. Duh.

[sharxxybaitxdd]

ursula should be spamton

HELLO FELLOW [transformer] I WILL [transaction confirmed] YOU SOME [limited time only] PIPSTROGEN*. ALL [number 1 rated salesman 1997] PAYMENT REQUIRED IS YOUR POOR UNFORTUNATE [heartshapedobject] FOR [264 KROMER]

IF YOU AND LIGHT<NER DO NOT [fRIEND request accepted] IN [3 business days] THEN YOU STAY [a real boy!] AND YOU WILL BE MY[hyperlink blocked] FOR [transaxtion complete]

*pipstrogen is estrogen but it’s a pipis

[ieatsporks11]

susie with locs. one of the possible haircuts when fighting sheary.

[sharxxybaitxdd]

afro latina susie is what we all need in these trying times