SHIELD REVEALED

Make known the truth... SHIELD is biased and all hidden secrets must be brought to light. The students, the staff. No one is safe from the truth. Have a confession? By all means we're dying to see it. Please read the Rules/Guide First!

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INCOMING MESSAGE

It’s been a while everyone.

I hope you’ve enjoyed your winter festivities. Unfortunately not all can be fun and games.

I have a task for you all, a game if you will. Starting today we shall press each other into revealing secrets, sharing our deepest and darkest....desires.

T R U T H  OR  D A R E

Here’s how it will work.

Starting today 1/21/2019 you will have 5 days to send truths and dares to your fellow classmates, staff, and other people on campus. You can continue to answer them after the 5 day limit. The rules are simple.

1. Post a link to your inbox so that everyone knows you’re participating (don’t chicken out on me now)

2. Send your truths and dares to all participants (Let’s get everyone involved so that we can really get to the bottom of what SHIELD is hiding)

3. Use the tag ciphersu on your replies so I can keep up with the fun

and 4. Play nice ;) or not.

--CIPHER

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I N C O M I N G     M E S S A G E

Hello Students and Staff of SHIELD University

Your system has been breached, perhaps your precious school should have put greater security in place. To protect their students. Those they claim to want to help.

From here on your precious Gossip Girls will no longer be...with us. Instead I will be revealing the truths of this school, of those you think you know. Trust no one, believe nothing.

Today, we unveil the secrets of SHIELD University.

-CIPHER

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Rocket finally made a friend  ~ Anonymous

Looks like Fur-Real Friend has an admirer Wonder who it is?

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Birds of a feather SURE DO SEEM to flock together, right girls?

If you’re talking about Bullseye McFreak and newest the newest birdie to campus To-Kill-A-Mockingbird, Miss Bobbi Morse, then we couldn’t agree more. Looks like those flames aren’t quite as dosed as they thought ;)

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Hey, girls! What's been going on?

 E V E R Y T H I N G.  We certainly have a lot to tell you all about what’s been happening on campus. Post-Malibu, everyone seems to be enjoying their break. And thank god for that because classes for summer session begin next week, and you people get boring during the school yeah. It’s a shame, really.  But let’s get to the good stuff, shall we?

To begin several new birdies have made a nest here at SU. And thank God. First, we have Felicia freaking Hardy aka Sticky Paws back on campus. Praise Jesus because of Queen Bees need that #unitied status forever ago…We’re hoping together they’ll stir up some trouble ;) Next we have a real knock ‘em, dead player, Blackagar Boltagon–as far as names go dude needs a new one…. Silent but oh so handsome we’ve yet to learn a lot about him and will be given him a nickname soon. What we can say is his a real life king and has taken quite a shine to a few telepaths and non-telepaths on campus.  Next, we have yet another graduate student hitting the payment, Braille aka Matt Murdock. Let’s just say he seems to be pretty chummy with Sticky Paws? We smell hook-up. A few more aliens have also hit campus: Teddy Altman ( Cutie From Mars), Gamora ( nickname pending ). Other newbies include Geek Chic aka Gwen Stacy and  Natasha Romanoff, nickname pending. We’re hoping all these new birdies lead to some very, very interesting events. Don’t let us down, newbies.

The rest of you have hardly let us down so far, though birdies. Spin the Bottle, late night gab fests, new yummy looking arrivals.  Beginning with Spin the Bottle–which bless Bullseye McFreak for adding that spectacularly hilarious twist of water balloons–turned out to be a lot more fun than anyone expected. The most scandalous to break out of that? Icecream Cone and Anger Management aka Brucie, Capsicle, and Daddy Stark–it was such a tease, we’re still disappointed– and lastly, Sticky Paws and Stupid Cupid–Kate Bishop–shared a rather long kiss then too ;) Thank god for some people.                  Will there be more rounds? Of freaking course.                    Will someone finally shove the dinosaurs together so we can have some closure? The world may never know…

Onward to the other stuff. Seems like Puppy Chow and Weather-Witch are getting pretty cozy– and we quote: “And with how much you spend at my dorm,  I’m sure they’ll be fine with it, then.” Weather-Witch confirms they’re spending quite a bit of time together in her dorm. We’re waiting for the confirmation they’re an item from some source but development on this please send! Seems Icecream Cone and Anger management seem to be hitting it off as friends, or maybe more, who knows.

WAND THAT’S WHAT YOU MISSED LAST TIME…

Anything we’ve missed? Evidence? Confessions? Gossip to spread, send it our ways.

xoxoGG

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Seems like campus has gotten rather LAME over summer girls, SNOOZE! Really wish things would heat up around here!

Our thoughts exactly lil’ grey. The summers just started and if we have our way a lot of things are going to get interesting around here ;) We have plans don’t you worry your pretty little head.

xoxo

gossip girls

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Are they letting anything join the school?? One of the new students is a raccoon!

Apparently, the standards have been lowered. You know how it is, non, tuition goes up and they’ll let ANYTHING in to cover the costs. But in his?her?its? the defense they’re making it interesting on campus at least.

xoxoGossip Girls

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I feel so out of the loop! What is going on around here?

Well, we don’t want that dear non, now do we?

To start with the latest happening, TheScienceGuy and Megamind not really a thing but totally did it. Cats outta the bag now. #sorrynotsorry. There seems to be some something domestic in the way Megatron and Megamind are behaving, kudos to Frosty for calling them out at the BBQ.  It even seems Blonde Bombshell & Daddy Stark hit the rocks too. Looks like Puppy Chow has some stiff competition for Weather Witch’s affections too, Tabby Cat seems to be swooping in there. And what a charmer. We swoon. So beware SU couples looks like there’s something going around. 

Seems The Pint size Frosties have their panties in a twist over the newest blonde hottie, Frosty 2.0, to hit campus. Green is so not the color this spring, girls. And Speaking of the newest blonde to this campus looks like Puppy Chow and AgentSass are smitten. Look out SU, we might be witness to a hostile takeover cause she’s definitely queen be material.

In other news, Copy & Paste–or rather his iterations– and our new favorite trouble maker, StarNerd, seem to be working on some of that extra credit ;) Bravo boys. Bra-fucking-vo. About time we have some taboo relations going on again.  StarNerd, also seems to have it in for…the furry raccoon that talks ( k what? Next a talking tree? Oh wait we already have one. Seriously?! What next SU?A duck…) and Blonde Bombshell. He’s been here what a few weeks? And already making a splash. Round of applause for that guy.

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Any gossip lately?

Come on non, there’s aways gossip. To begin looks like another love triangle is starting on campus–it’s been TWO years since the last one my god people. But looks like Vanishing Act, Bullseyes McFreak and Skull & Crossbones gotta little thing or competition going on. Props to Vanishing act.

On the flip side, Skull & Crossbones and Bewitched seem to be getting cozy with those text message, oh that’s right we see them. Weather-Witch and Puppy Chow also shared a heated lip lock over t&D and sparks are flying. Are they going to be the next ‘it’ couple? Who knows.

Sad news for TheScienceGuy though seems Megamind is not longer sleepin’ over. Is the end?!?!?! Where it all go wrong?!?! How?!?!  Why?!?!We have questions and we want answers, either care to make a comment?

In other news seems Shades and Frosty had a kid…who time traveled? It hurts our head too, don’t worry. And what do the Pint-Sizes have to say? We’ve heard Phil Coulson –nickname pending– has the hot for her. We smell trouble–and the good kind.

Also seems our newest arrival, Peter Quill– no we’re not calling you Star-Lord sorry baby.–is getting in quite the lick of trouble there. Blonde Bombshell’s planes. Dance Battles with Skull & Crossbones. We’re definitely hoping someone’s going to have the hots for teacher–We can hear Van Halen song playing in the background now–because have you seen him? If not a student, we volunteer as tribute!

And that’s what you missed last time on SU!

And let’s no forget the #bestof yet to come!

xoxoGossip Girls

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Team Max or Team Bruce?

I'm sorry did SU take a trip into some crappy time portal and end up in ‘05? Are we tweens? Who cares?! Why can’t it be both of them hmm? Think of the possibilities?

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I heard Peter Parker is a n e r d

GASP  say it ain’t so!! Bugboy a nerd? Never would see it coming. My mind is blown.

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nathaniel is innocent in everything and people should give him a chance. hes so sweet really

Is anyone really innocent? Really? But cool story, bro.

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The chess nerds seem to have thrown the lamest boringest party shield uni has ever seen

...Please reread that statement, non, I think you’ll get an answer as to why. Someone, please attempt CPR on the poor thing because it’s flatlining hard.

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I heard Cap is cheating on Bucky with his jewish buddy

WHO is this mysterious Jewish fellow?? Does he just not have a name? How sad for him. And unless we got proof I'm gonna have to call bs.

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First Megatron and Half-a-Ton go at it busting up the pipes ( which still no word yet from the administration how long that’s gonna take ), and now campus newbie Shades flys off the handle unprovoked on the poor Professor Essex ( nickname pending). That’s certainly one way to make an impression...But what the actual fuck is going around on campus? What happened to the fun-loving environment we had for T&D?? Where're the secret flings?? Can’t we all just get along?! ( but seriously don’t, this is like freakin’ fodder, so keep it coming...)

 As always SU if you’ve got gossip, the latest scope, maybe some juicy tidbits about our newest arrivals, questions, evidence...send it our way we’re dying to know.

XoXo

Gossip girls

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So there's zero consequences for fucking up this place?

We wish, sweetpea...I think the administration is still trying to contain those plumbing to deal with consequences.

x0x0

gg