#farmgirlproblems

[shitcarolynsays]

Amy, we haven't updated #farmgirlproblems in a while

Carolyn: You could talk about how a raccoon stole a clementine and my mom cried

Carolyn: And then the next day my dog was chewing on a chicken head and my mom just freaked out

[shitcarolynsays]

I have a sad story

Carolyn: last night our chicken was stolen

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Math is for squares

Zan: *picture of a ewe* This is a ewe, but you probably know that because you have 12 or something.

Carolyn: 14*

Carolyn: But who's counting?

[aheapofgarbage]

my friend showed me this video of his pet donkey greeting him when he returned home from college after a few months and you just have to watch it RIGHT NOW

[iamarianaventi-deactivated20181]

crying so hard rn xD

[milesjai-deactivated20190613]

Jesus christ. 

[golden-zephyr-deactivated201401]

… *speechless* sob

[lisjonok]

omg ♥

[yamino]

This is how I greet people 

[ahowlingcrab-blog]

am i the only one who imagined the donkey going “OHMERGERD, OHMERGERD” 

[shitcarolynsays]

*sigh* Life of a farm girl, you know?

[shitcarolynsays]

Well now you're trying...

Carolyn: We just got a baby colt! He has a diamond on his head. It looks like a vagina.

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I'm your girl

JHo: *la la la extensive information about how he wants to be a physical therapist*

Carolyn: Well if you ever need some jam, I'm your girl.

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Gimme summa dat.

Carolyn: My mom and I made 22 jars of jam.

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Caught red-handed

Carolyn: I'm so tired! I cut SO MANY strawberries over break.

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Lack of sleep

Carolyn: Ugh you're going to make fun of me but last night my cow would NOT shut up!