shitpost zone

Somewhere between 8 and 4

Whatever artist is reading this, I want you to know. When you're dawing eyes, draw the eyeball first, then cover the eye you aren't working on and place each pupil separately

allow my bad cellphone picture of a tablet doodle guide you to the way of Skeleton Laser Eyes Jutsu

*(I used to struggle super bad with eyes until I started using this trick cause I couldn't make the irises even and symmetrical and one eye always looked like it was drifting the wrong way)

Whatever artist is reading this, I want you to know. When you're dawing eyes, draw the eyeball first, then cover the eye you aren't working on and place each pupil separately

11-eyed-rook

does this also work if i have to draw 11 eyes. asking for a friend.

it does!

I just entered an eleven hour long hyperfocus fuge state and came out of it drawing in a style I've never used before in my life

Behold my weird baby daughter

#doodleboot

TRIED TO COME UP WITH AN ON-THE-SPOT ANALOGY FOR BEING ASEXUAL AND THE FIRST THING MY BRAIN SHAT OUT WAS "IT'S LIKE A WAFFLE MAKER"

Ways that sex is like a waffle maker:

1. Lots of people have one but you don't really think about it until they start talking about making waffles and you're like "oh shit they have a waffle maker"

2. Messy as fuck and you know what as far as I see it why even bother when you have pancakes, you don't need to bother with all those fluids and crevices with pancakes

3. WHY DOES EVERYONE AT THE WEDDING THINK YOU NEED ONE

4. Theoretically implied fun with whipped cream until it melts and starts soaking into shit

5. If you don't prep ur surfaces ur gonna have a bad time

6. It's fun in the kitchen but only on like special occasions cause again it's a pain in the ass to clean

7. ??? I prefer crêpes tbh I don't get it

mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026

Looking forwards to celebrating the 6th birthday of the post I made to describe a stance I was assured I'd grow out of by 13

Which one best describes your sexuality?

Lesbian

Gay

Bisexual

Queer

Asexual

Pansexual

Abrosexual

Ace spec

Omnisexual

Other (not listed, comment)

Voting ended onJul 5

mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026

The comments reminded me that heterosexual people exist, I honestly forgot that was an option for a minute

Bold of you to assume that I know what my sexuality is

lesspopped

please wear sunscreen!!! I've seen "fuck the beauty industrial complex" posts about complicated skincare regimens and am 100% with them except sometimes they mention sunscreen and no. no. absolutely not. sunscreen is a wonderful supportive friend who wants to keep you safe, and you should let her do it. throw out all your other cosmetics and skincare products if you want, but keep your sunscreen. and if you're not wearing sunscreen, start wearing it!!!! this is not about terror of aging, this is not about every tiny imperfection our fucked-up culture has made you feel insecure about, this is about protecting yourself from skin cancer. wear the damn sunscreen.

Don't be a lobster, wear protection

laciffo-natas

I opened my thingy to post something and then immediately forgot but it was gonna be fire so just pretend this is a great post

dogpuppy

satan-offical

I HAVE. GCSE DRAMA MOCK IN JANUARY. AND MY GROUP. IS SHIT. ACTUAL SHIT. THANK GOD WE'RE GRADED INDIVIDUALLY.

satan-offical

This takes me back

Don't worry, my group sucked ass too

No more pride month, it’s been bought out by Lust, a subsidiary of the Envy Group

Y’k ow I wonder why I used to say Pride came before the fall. Oh well time to go look at Yuri onli-

*trips and falls down several flights of stairs*

Btw I put humans who I consider “blorbos” in the garden of Eden once they die

satan-offical

Am I blorbo god 👉👈

Always and forever my chil- WAIT NO SATAN NUH-UH I AM NOT LETTING YOU BACK IN THERE

Too late broski