Shit We Said Abroad

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Her anus? And her vagina? At the same time?!?!

Imani

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Jesus isn't working for her, so maybe Harry Potter will.

Imani

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All right, back to writing about the occult

Micky

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No, you failed cuz green!

Micky

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Guess I'm gonna bullshit about the human experience for 2,000 words

Micky

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That is not how you darn a sock bitch. Don’t lie to me.

Taylor

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I finally took those blankets- cups! downstairs.

Imani

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Zinc tablets for everybody!

Imani

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Why is this girl's boobs out... and there is a rock?

Imani

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I thought you was going to sleep! Why you liking posts on Instagram? You Insta-sleeping?

Imani

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I distinctly heard, "This bear really likes to get high on E!"

Micky, misquoting Imani

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Ahh! What happened? It's all pictures of soup!

Taylor

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No, then I would have screamed in terror like a normal person!

Micky

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There were nose rings with penises on them." "How do you fit a penis on a nose ring?" "It was just the tip.

-Imani and Taylor

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You got three different colors in your hair and you standing on that pole?

-Imani

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How do you spell prostitute?' "P-R-O-S-T-I-T-U-T-E. That's one thing I do know how to spell.

-Micky and Imani

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Naw, nobody want to marry him, he too holy!

-Imani