*DEAD / SHOT

indie pre-flashpoint deadshot RP blog.

[youusedme]

You’re going to pull the trigger, and when nothing happens, I’m going to punch you in the throat and bash your brains out.

                                 BANG, you’re DEAD.

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me, in the process of making more icons for floyd in the vain hope it’ll reignite my muse for him: what if I made a blog for lock-up 

[neonnoise-blog]

                       THIS WORLD IS FULL OF MONSTERS                                      WITH FRIENDLY FACES.

                                             ( independent horror oc )

[dontneedtobehealed]

shootspeople:

All the dedication in the world won’t stop a bullet. All I care is that they’re gonna stay down when I shoot them- I charge extra for guys who get back up when they got pieces missing too, y’know, on account of it being an unfair advantage.

      As far as I know, no superhumans on his security, but there are some magical protections, mostly to keep magical practitioners out, not bullets.

      How much, then?

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You’re looking at a couple of mil, and that’s me being generous.

Half up front, the rest on completion.

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I didn’t think that the killing joke movie could possibly be as bad as everyone said it was but holy christ was I wrong

mediocre voice acting from just about everyone except kevin conroy and mark hamill, mediocre animation, and that entire prologue with batgirl was the most unnecessary load of crap I could’ve possibly imagined even if they hadn’t bolted on the PG-13 sex scene 

literally the only thing that came close to saving it was the ending but as good as that was I’m still hard-pressed to say it was worth watching

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I mean this doesn’t really make up for Bill Paxton but whatever I’m counting my blessings

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pictured: me, having to be physically restrained after overhearing someone say that Suicide Squad didn’t deserve an academy award 

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suicide squad is nominated for awards like “worst movie of the year” but just won an oscar….

[nostalgic-films]

Academy Award winning film Suicide Squad

[untolikeiron-a]

shootspeople:

“Oh, yeah. We attend the same knitting club on alternate Thursdays and crochet blankets with guns and skulls on them while reminiscing about our dead kids.”

“– !! 

‘I meant the gun thing.  shit…”

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“I’ll just bet you did, Hong Kong Phooey.”

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Just a heads-up; I’ve updated my rules to reflect this, but I’m going to say it again: I’m more than happy to RP with OCs, but I won’t interact with any OCs who claim to be Floyd’s children. Floyd has two canon children- his son Eddie ( deceased ) and his daughter Zoe- and those are the only progeny of his that I’ll recognise. 

Also, on a more general note; following, unfollowing, and re-following me in an attempt to get me to notice you is liable to get you blocked. 

If you’d like to RP or discuss a plot with me, then your best bet is to just message me. I only check my followers infrequently because my activity on this blog can be described as semi-active at best, so if you want to get my attention then just drop me a line. Clogging up my activity feed with your URL is certainly going to get my attention, but not in the way you’re hoping for.

[untolikeiron-a]

“Don’t tell me: you’re just really into the Punisher?”

@shootspeople

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“Oh, yeah. We attend the same knitting club on alternate Thursdays and crochet blankets with guns and skulls on them while reminiscing about our dead kids.”

[eltonhjohn]

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thedemonsdaughter:

She raised an eyebrow at the accusation.  There was no need for insults after all. They’d been having such a pleasant conversation so far.

“I haven’t a clue what you mean.”

What troubled her most about the ordeal wasn’t that she had ordered the death of the entire pride– that truly was unfortunate– but that if Damian found out, he’d have yet another item to add to the list of things he would never forgive her for.

Honestly, she thought that was likely to be the least of her mortal sins, but he was unlikely to see it that way.

“Reminiscence aside, I’ve an offer for you, if you are in fact still in the game.”

“Don’t play coy,” Floyd suggests evenly. “It don’t suit you.”

He folds his arms across the crosshair on his chest as he leans back against the wall. It’s not intended to be a symbolic gesture; equally, the way he drums the fingers of his right hand idly above the elbow joint of his right arm is simply a way of keeping his finger busy, but there’s little doubt in his mind that his old shrink would have something to say about it.

Mind you, Marnie always had a lot to say about the stuff he did, both on and off the couch.

“If you’re gonna make me an offer, it better have at least six zeroes on the end of it.”

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                                                         آلهة

GODDESS AMONGST ALL — QUEEN OF ANCIENT EGYPT , BLOOD BATHER IN THE NILE , THE ENCHANTRESS — My people were faithful souls, skin brown, hair thick, soiled & beautiful ! Prayed daily To me & their gods and did as was ask of them, my people though far and wide from us were enslaved carried & beaten away ! My people even as of now suffer great abuse ! How far from the GODS has this earth fallen ? SHAME BE ON THEE. // indi. priv. dc rp for enchantress & june moone. written by: talia

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“Don’t call me Bing, it’s CROSSBONES now.             The meanest mudder to ever put a mask on.”

💀 Indie RP for Marvel’s Crossbones. 💀 Semi-Canon Divergent; Set before Fear Itself. 💀 Crossover, AU, OC, etc. friendly 💀 Selective follower; NOT mutual exclusive 💀 Post sizes are matched, to a point. 💀 Written by Antiviral.

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@wanda-maximoff​ ❤️’d for a starter ( accepting! )

“Wasn’t expecting company,” Floyd admits, casting a glance around the room, not focusing on any of the bullet-riddled bodies for more than a moment as he gestures expansively at the ground. “’Cept for these stiffs, anyway.”

A flicker of movement from the corner of his peripheral vision snaps his gaze back to Wanda. The witch’s hands are moving; he’s not sure what it is she’s planning to do, but whatever it is, it’s playing hell with his optics. 

Damn magical types, he finds himself thinking. I try and take a shot at her, I’ll be lucky if all she does is wiggle her nose, click her heels and turn my guns into fluffy bunny rabbits. Gotta be smart about this.

“Woah, woah, hey-” he spreads his arms wide in a placatory gesture, open palms visibly displaying the trigger mechanisms of his wrist-magnums as the motion angles the muzzles of the weapons harmlessly toward the floor. “Take it easy, Red. You and me, we’re on the same side.”