Shortest Shit

Julika, 18, Germany. Music, Motorsport, Movies.

[srsfunny]

They Just Became Best Friends

[d-e-l-ete-d-deactivated20181014]

Me: *picks up phone*

Dua Lipa: 

[w1ttgenstein]

[imeldamnnn]

This makes me laugh so hard every time.

[mew-squared]

This moment ruined that entire movie for me because it absolutely destroyed the image of dumbledore

[asperfectasharmony]

because he’s galloping?

[troyesivan]

WELL?!? DID YA?!?!

[selinas-deactivated20251210]

[andawhirlaway-deactivated202403]

I will never not reblog this.

[spacethezach-deactivated2019041]

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via alextumay)

[blairwaldorfings]

[the-owl-faced-girl]

I just want to yell so many good things about Britney Spears. Look at this parenting right here; rather than just twist their arms and tell the ‘smile or no McFlurry on the drive home’ she’s checking if her little boys are comfortable with the cameras and attention and if not, no problem baby boy, you go chill. And I have no problem with her staying to get more pictures, especially not when her other adorable kid wants to.  I mean, it’s her job up to a point. And we all know for a fact she probably watched the film with both the little bugs in her lap anyway. 

Considering what she dealt with and went through in front of paps….god, I love her. 

[accidental-muse]

britney spears has put up with more bullshit than she has ever deserved to deal with, and i am here for every positive thing said about her on this website.

[sizvideos]

[thelogicalghost]

I don’t care why, this is hysterical.

[bettsplendens]

This is the best kind of prank.

No scares, no injury, no property damage, just confuse the hell out of someone.

[spinningrims]

i’m seeing a lot of people reblogging suicide hotlines and this is just a reminder that this is a suicide help line that works like a text-based instant messenger for people who may need to talk to someone but have trouble/are uncomfortable making phone calls

[groovian-whovian]

Never don’t reblog this. There are so many people who have such bad anxiety about phone calls. This can save so many lives

[just-shower-thoughts]

If we want to solve the gender equality issues, then we need to start with the pants. Women deserve pockets just as much as anyone else.

[languageoclock]

i bought a set of watercolour paints on amazon a few days ago and in the product description it said it comes with a “free gift” so i was thinking “cool it’ll probably be like a paintbrush or sth” but the package just arrived and they sent me… a single serving of cat food????

[languageoclock]

?????????????????

[victrine]

they sent you a snack

[dork-adios]

I’m not a queen or a monster. I’m the Goddess of Death.

[anancientheart]

ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.

[anancientheart]

whenever i post this it works  reblog if u want to feel good things & the universe will bring u something sweet 

[cutethingsforcats]

[rhi-records]

American Idiot ♡ Green Day

[animalsdancing]

[elyasmbarekdaily]

Elyas beim DB Mobil Shooting *–*

[marvelassembles-deactivated2020]

[scarletswitch]

Corpse Bride (2005)