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“Boy, that is no way to speak to your mistress.”
“Because you’re not my mistress.”
“Watch your tongue child, or shall we eat you again.”
"You're not eating me, or anyone for that matter!"
mirror [ @swaggamine ; ]
{ She moves the phone away from her ear and keeps a blank expression on her face. She then answers, taking a deep breath… }
“BECAUSE SOMEBODY WASN’T ANSWERING, YOU BIG JERK!!”
{ She avoids answering the ‘life’ part. }
"WELL MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE UNLIKE BIG BOW OVER HERE I ACTUALLY HAVE A LIFE! YOU KNOW, I ATTEND CLASS, GO TO AFTER SCHOOL ACTIVITIES, HAVE A GIR--"
{ He stops at that last part. He coughs nervously, switching the topic. }
"When did you get here, where are you anyway?"
“… OK, I’m leaving now. You’re insane. I always knew you were going to be the first one to snap.”
“Boy, that is no way to speak to your mistress.”
"Because you're not my mistress."
“…
Uh huh.
What drugs did you take?” { and can we have some }
“Drugs? Mhmm… They would go well with a fried elephant tusk, cooked over a concoction of potassium cyanide…”
"... OK, I'm leaving now. You're insane. I always knew you were going to be the first one to snap."
epicureanfromhell replied to your post: “Ah good evening servant boy number one, fetch me my bottle of vintage Enbizakan blood, 1743.”
“No. We are not your Mei-nee and we are not drunk. Not until you fetch us our bottle at least.”
"...
Uh huh.
What drugs did you take?" { and can we have some }
mirror [ @swaggamine ; ]
{ Hearing her cell phone ring, she picks up up immediately, not even letting it do so a second time. }
“Len.” { She bluntly states, almost innocently, as if she hadn’t done anything wrong.
In her opinion, she hadn’t. }
"WHY DID YOU SEND ME 21 MESSAGES?!"
{ Yeah, he's kind of mad. Mainly because he thought something was wrong when he saw 21 messages from his sister. When he found out it was Rin being Rin, his worry turned into complete rage that he unleashed. }
"DON'T YOU HAVE A LIFE OR SOMETHING?!"
"Ah good evening servant boy number one, fetch me my bottle of vintage Enbizakan blood, 1743."
"....
Mei-nee, are you drunk?"
mirror [ @swaggamine ; ]
「You have 21 new messages!」
"What the--"
{ All day, Len's phone has been blowing up apparently. He had turned off his phone so he wouldn't be bothered by manager-san or anyone else and he must have forgot to turn it back on when classes were cancelled. Now, Len was scrolling through his messages. }
"...."
{ Welp, looks like Rin is finally here. Len was wondering when his twin sister was going to show up. He better return her calls before she sends him even more. He quickly dials her number, waiting for her to pick up. }
"Rin."
I hope no one dresses as a sexy hamburger
Hey everyone! Your friendly Vocaloid here saying that he's in charge of the Costume Contest ~! This was suppose to be up, like a few days ago but I was so lazy. Um, so let me run down the general rules and stuff like that! It's all under the cut!
event -- day 2
( A continuation of yesterday’s opener ; note that all of these activities are still open and available! )
The second day of the school’s Autumn festival opens with more festivities added onto those of the first, campus alive with students and faculty members milling about from area to area. In addition to the previous day’s, you now have access to:
Pumpkin carving! Fun times.
Ice skating, on the school’s indoor ice rink.
A small-time carnival on some nearby public property. It’s a bit of a walk (or a drive), but it’s certainly worth it.
A costume contest hosted by Kagamine Len!
Have fun!
epic rap battles of tancho academy [open]
Well, Meiko’s new student club had finally gotten itself set up. After school, in the chorus room, with the brunette’s own top-of-the-line speaker system hooked up for optimal sound… If there was one thing she thanked her managers for, it was introducing her to rap music. It was a genre of varying degrees of creativity, and those who could manipulate words to sting others in a good, old fashioned, rap battle needed a place to express themselves.
Therefore, the chorus teacher had hung up a few flyers around the school, advertising the first meeting of Tancho’s Rap Battles Club set for today, complete with free refreshments. Different tracks had already been arranged, some of different rap battles, and others of instrumentals to be used in the future, if the club even had a future. So long as a few people showed up, Meiko could make sure that everything went well.
So far, the room looked pretty good for a club. Food and drinks lined up at the table in the back of the room, tables moved to the sides to provide a makeshift stage in the middle, two mic stands set a good distance away from each other… Hopefully, the brunette had thought of everything she was going to need. Once enough people had made their way to the room, and they’d been given a few minutes to socialize and grab their snacks, Meiko stood up from her seat at the front of the room, and yelled a bit to grab the prospective members’ attention.
“Glad ya’ all found the place alright, kids. Let me get all th’ formalities out of th’ way. Welcome ta’ the first meeting of Tancho’s Rap Battles club, n’ all that jazz.”
“I’m gonna have ya’ all get ta’ know the art of rap battles for the first few meetings, and then we’ll get two of ya’ ta’ go against each other once you’re all familiar with each other. I’ll lay down the rules for th’ verbal skirmishes once we get to it. Hopefully, you’re all artistic enough ta’ get how it all works.”
Meiko let her little introduction settle for a few seconds. These kids wouldn’t be here if they didn’t know what rap was, right? In a few meetings, the brunette would have these kids spitting rhymes at each other like pros.
“So… any quick questions, before we get things started?”
{ When Len heard that a certain senior of his made a club based on rap, he had to go see it. The male wasn't in the club (yet, maybe), but he really wanted to see how Meiko would handle it. He followed a few of the students to the music room and leaned against the door frame.
He watched with slight amusement as the students socialized and ate their snacks. Well, Meiko out did herself but it was expected of her. Manager-san had told Len Meiko was dabbling in the rap genre, but there was still one importat question on his mind.
He cleared his throat when she asked if there were any questions, and there was an amused smile on his face. } "Yeah, I have one. Can you show us some of your 'moves'? I'm kind of curious as to what they are."
{ The room fell a bit silent after his question and there was whispering among the students. Maybe he was challenging her, maybe he wasn't. Either way, this could only end well. }
"Wow.
This is a total snores fest."
fated [ @brightsoul ; ]
!!!
A bit surprised by the hug, the trainer wasn’t sure what to think. What we she supposed to say, how was she supposed to act? Dawn hadn’t talked to him since.. Well, since last semester right? And… They were dating at that point.
Pushing her feelings aside, she melted into the hug, wrapping her arms around his back and smiled into his chest. “Of course,” she murmured, a smile growing on her face and forming into laughter. “Of course I’d be back!”
After Len had pulled a way, Dawn hoped that the blush wasn’t apparent on her face like she felt it was. “I’m happy to see you too! Mhm! I mean… I missed everyone, my friends, the school… Heck, even the teachers. And of course, I missed you.” Clearing her throat, she quickly averted her eyes before looking back and asking him another question. “How about you, how was your summer?”
{ This was great. He buried his face in her face when he was hugging her and once he pulled away, he had a bright smile on her face. Her feelings were still the same, and the same could be said about his own feelings. He liked her a lot, and he had a great time being with her.
He listened, nodding before a small blush worked it's way on his face. So she missed him. } "Well, I missed you too. One of the reasons I came back here, besides seeing everyone and getting away from the fame life for a little bit. We need to go on more dates though." { He smiled at the memory of their first date. }
"As for my summer, well.. It was busy. I got done recording the final song in this series I'm doing. Oooh, it was such a pain because it kept getting delayed." { He sighed playfully. } "Other than that - the usual touring and all. What about you? How was your summer?"
pocky day mini-event!
If there’s anything Headmaster-sama loves, it’s nonsensical holidays and young love. Seeing as how 11/11 marks a perfect opportunity to celebrate both, students exiting their afternoon classes to find stands scattered around the sports field handing out boxes of chocolate and strawberry coated biscuit sticks.
Inquisitive students would find that November 11th marks the official day for the ‘pocky game’, and the booth attendants will explain the instructions as such:
Two people but an end of a stick into each of their mouth’s.
Without breaking the stick, they bite down to the middle.
First person to break the stick or pull away loses.
If no one does, they kiss! Doki doki, everyone wins.
Everyone interested, staff and student alike, is permitted to come and take a couple boxes to play the game. Everyone who’s not interested are also permitted to take a couple boxes to eat while they’re grouchy and alone.
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"Oi, guess what day it is."
once more, with feeling [ OPEN ; ]
“Hey, you have a point. But I, being recently reinstated as Head of Security, am planning to revolutionize surveillance at our beloved academy. There’ll be CCTV cameras, infrared scanners… You name it. All in the name of safety, of course.” The two of them moved from the bustling front of the school towards the administration building. Six nodded at some of his coworkers, ignoring their curious glances at Len—or their protests.
“Maybe he’s got a big wiener.” Six said this statement as matter-of-factly as others might say ‘The sky is blue’ or ‘I had orange juice this morning.’ “What, are you just jealous that he’s taller than you?” The Courier side-eyed the vocaloid distrustfully. “He’s a fine enough fella.” As they entered the building, Six held the door open for Len. “After you.” For a minute or so, all was silent as they approached the admissions offices.
"Security? As much as I want to believe you, Six, I don't think I can." { He knew Six very well. Ah, but that's what he liked about him. Despite starting that business with Dawn's hole, Len valued his company and he was really glad that the older male came back for another round of this messed up school. } "Well, we might need some security... Especially if Dawn throws another sleepover and has another panty raid."
"... That's just disturbing. How can you even guess that?!" { First thing in the morning, he did not want to think about a guy's lower bits being big. } "Besides, Micaiah is the type to care about personality before looks... I think, anyway." { A sigh and he just shakes his head. } "Alright, whatever you say. I'll trust your judgement on this." { Six really did have a good sense of knowing who was good and who was not, in some weird way. }
"Thanks," { he walked in and took a look around while walking. } "OK, where do we start?"
once more, with feeling [ OPEN ; ]
“Ah, but we are mere men—though you’re a ‘bot—and a woman’s mind is an inscrutable thing!” Six patted Len on the back. in a manner meant to be consoling. “But yes, I trust your judgement. I shan’t pull the ‘hot lesbian teachers’ card till I have concrete proof. And I mean to get my proof.” Six sounded pretty certain about that bit. Woe to them who faced Six’s scrutiny.
“Kid, you’re my friend! And if I do anything right, I help my friends.” The man shrugged. “Huh, you mean Ms. White-Haired-and-Kinda-Mean? Setanta’s squeeze? Wonder how she’s doing.”
“So, let’s start on the class list. If your girl’s back, her name’ll be there.” With that, Six began to walk back to the school. “You comin’?”
"Not a wise move, Six. If you want proof you might have to get it through me. Luka-nee and Mei-nee are hard lesbians nuts to crack, and since I'm close to them I have a better chance of getting information." { Like most kids, Len liked to gossip, as long as the gossip was light-hearted and didn't hurt anyone. He doubt that this would hurt his seniors in anyway. }
"Yeah, she's good looking too. Don't know how some guy like him ended up with that catch. She has weird taste in men. I wonder if they're still together." { He still remembered that screaming match between Setanta and CUL, and he didn't really trust Setanta much after that. After all, he screamed at his kouhai! That's the shit he don't like. }
"That's true. Ah, wait up!" { He began to follow Six, at his side once again. } "I hope she's here..."