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she/they, thirty+, catmom of two, 09/19🔒❤️‍🔥https://bsky.app/profile/shroombeam.bsky.social

[4am-phonecalls]

Making someone horny when theyre in a really inappropriate place to be horny is my favourite hobby

[dailysnoopy]

[elparaisodetlaloc]

[shroombeam]

In case you were wondering if my life is still written like a sitcom:

my period is 12 days late as of yesterday... finally worried enough - I take a test, not pregnant. TODAY. 13 DAYS LATE. period. Why? Because I spent money, because I stressed so hard and finally had proof and reason to stop stressing and my body said, "you know what"

[04k96]

[perriaeyjeve]

[bokuwachikuwa]

[sobcat]

[konoko]

[thevisualdon]

The Drive 🌇 Long version here

[redsamuraiii]

Forza Horizon 6 - Discover Japan | Biomes Showcase

[artfullydeceiving]

[shroombeam]

Rewatching the L word & having my ship reinforced 😭

[qadarpriestress]

You never know how signing up for a new class, getting a haircut, attending a party you are too lazy to go to, or applying to a job you think you have no chance at can really shift timelines. You are probably one decision away from catapulting into a new timeline.

[simply-a-dream]

“don’t take it personally” how would you like me to take it then? professionally? romantically? academically?

[creative-anchorage]

[suriandtaal]

[shroombeam]

Feeling problematic

[comfytv]