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@sizepolice
Handsome and got some big muscles. I wonder how big his cock is
When the size polices arrests a guy for having a tiny cock, he’s immediately photographed and the photos are uploaded to social media to expose him for the loser he is.
Border patrol -- we don’t let guys with small dicks into this country
Arrested for having a small dick. No room for losers in the new masculine society. Tomorrow you will be tried, found guilty and imprisoned.
The city’s 3rd precinct has a new captain. He is a tough boss but he wants his officers to understand that this is not just a job. Guys with small dicks must be hunted down and arrested and, even if that means friends, there is nothing higher than the rule of law.
No matter how handsome, there is a zero tolerance policy for small dick men. Either you have 7″ of man meat between your legs with an easy life in under the new rules or you or exposed for being a small dick fraud and are arrested. After your property is confiscated and redistributed to hung men in your area, you have a choice to become a slave or be sent away to a lifetime in prison.
The newest rookie on the SIZE POLICE SQUAD, ready to hunt down and expose small dicks.
If you have a small dick, you are going to jail.
It was another tough day on the job. An anonymous tip was phoned in about a guy rumored to have a small dick. The law dictated that he be detained, searched, and exposed on the spot in front of a jury of at least 4 hung men. If he didn’t measure up, he immediately would lose his job, his property and begin his life as a slave in the new world order. He was to be branded, literally, and never again have any freedom. Sucking dick would be his new role in life every day. But something had gone wrong, and this guy had gotten away before Matt’s squad of Size Police arrived. The police sergeant was furious. It was the 2nd time something last this had happened in the last 4 years. Matt and his team were put on notice. If this ever happened again, they would be have their cocks caged and they would be sent to the maximum security prison for small dick guys. Everyone at the prison would believe they were small and they would have to suck dick for the rest of their lives. As hung men, this offended them. They vowed to never let another man with a small dick get away.
It was a hard day. Joey had tried to keep the fact that his brother has a small dick secret from the new SIZE POLICE ordered by the government. He was trying to protect his 24 year old brother. Genetics had blessed him with a huge cock but his older brother came up short. At only 5″, it was only a matter of time before Brian was exposed by an ex girlfriend. When Brian passed Allison on the street, he didn’t even notice her. She waved, tried to be nice, but from her perspective, Brian was a jerk. She recalled all the times he treated her badly when they dated. Although she knew it would change his life forever, she uploaded a nude pic she had taken when he was sleeping proving Brian is a small dick loser. Within 2 days, the SWAT TEAM moved to arrest Brian so he could stand trial for not admitting he’s a pathetic man and for not signing over his mouth voluntarily.
Although he knew Brian would lose everything and have to beg to suck dicks on the street in exchange for food, Joey had to participate in his arrest. Any hesitation by members of the SIZE POLICE would expose him as a sympathizer.
It was hard to watch the SWAT TEAM strip his brother, photograph him, and make him suck the entire squad. But Joey had a very big dick and was treated like royalty in the new world order where hung men ruled. And he wasn’t about to give that up.
The size police are doing inspections downtown and will arrest any guys that are too small
