pirateparade

20 year old dude from Cork 😉

[tightbellies]

[bpuk]

[poppedtartt]

You guys, something I ate at the beach today made me so painfully bloated. The upper belly is seriously popped tf out rn. It’s hard to stand up straight. It’s crazy to think I was even rounder and tighter at the beach earlier. Two of my friends kept coming up to me to rub my belly, laugh and make jokes at my expense cause I could have easily passed for pregnant 😭

Also happy nine months to my first post here 🤰🏻

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Somebody almost popped me tonight.... I look like I'm waiting to go into labor with twins.

I have NEVER been this painfully stretched to my limits. It only gets bigger from here right???

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I can barely reach around this dome of a pregnant bulge 🥵

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My POV before I push some babies out 🥵

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Heavy breathing through labor with a heavy over-bred belly 😩

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So much pressure under my stretched out skin 💥🫣

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What- what's happening to me 😩😭

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absolutely blew up within a minute from salad and water 😮‍💨

I could actually feel the skin stretching tighter and tighter as I tried to swallow some air with water!! then everything inside started gurgling, the pressure building up until my belly had puffed up to its absolute limit -> I couldn't even suck it in, no jiggle to it too

[beatrix--stonehill]

Guys, I can't emphasize this enough but watch what you take! As you all know I upload vids during my overnight shift of customer interactions and stuff like this, especially from tourists like this girl, are waaaay too common. They come here from Oklahoma or Utah and see we sell pills that give you a pregnant-looking belly for a few days. And they claim to be safe. These drugs are totally unregulated! Yes, I know, you might want a huge belly in a pinch to go out clubbing or hook up with someone on Tinder. I get that temptation. But I use low doses of Femruptarin, I don't touch these cheap knockoff pills.

This girl, named Kelly, was such a sweetie. She just wanted a big belly as she toured NY because she never did it before and it seemed like fun to her. This pill, Belly X, floods your womb with amniotic fluid rapidly, to give you a false pregnancy that lasts a few days. There are dozens of pills that do this. Unfortunately this one is one of the most dangerous. After a few days you're supposed to go into a false labor, some fun contractions and then your water breaks and out comes allllll the fluid. But this one is notorious for continuing for weeks, which is pretty much a guaranteed burst.

Educate yourselves. I know, it's 2026, TikTok wants us all to maintain a massive, gravid belly to show off everywhere but you need to inflate your belly responsibly! Got it? Soooo, at least Kelly and I got to chatting and we did fuck in the women's restroom since it was really slow. She was so much fun and really loved how good I was at eating her out. Sadly as she got her stuff and tried to leave, she bumped into a standing freezer in the middle of our aisle a bit too hard and the look of surprise was priceless as a big stetchmark appeared across her belly. She stood there, not knowing it was too late. Kelly smiled big, her breaths trembling sexily as she was like, "Oh! I think I'm OK!"

I winced, taking cover in the snack aisle as her belly gushed open. Ughhhh such an annoying mess to clean up. A couple giggly drunk girls walked in and saw it, asking what she took that made her pop. I told them the Belly X and they happily bought some. Oh well, and she was so cute, too! I had to keep her in the walk-in on a pushcart til the morning manager could help me boost her into the dumpster. At least she had fun! Is it bad I almost want to try and take a low dose of this and see how long I can last? I haven't gotten knocked up on my Femruptarin yet, been more into girls lately. I dunno, I'll start a poll and see what you guys think!

Edit: Nevermind.... 96% say yes out of two million votes. Errrr wish me luck? This should be fun. ❤️

[bumpsnstumps]

[burstingbelliedbrunette]

I will now be content dumping until I make some new stuff (with a slightly bigger belly bump)😌

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I was so close to bursting in this video 🫣

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Pushing my belly to it's popping point 🥵🥵🥵

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And to think I've gotten a little rounder since these pictures 🫠