The Skeptical Frog

Hi there! I'm Emerald (it/its and neos please! He/him and they/them acceptable). Here I am accumulating MCYT (mostly DSMP) incorrect quotes and reblogging fanart! Profile pic from @math_lis on Twitter.

[skeptical-frog]

Hello World!

Hi there! I’m Emerald, or the Skeptical Frog! Feel free to call me Emerald, Em, Frog, Froggie, or any other nickname you’d like! I’m genderfluid, and use any pronouns, including it/its and neopronouns.

I created this account to try and appease the MCYT brainrot that consumes my mind, and there’s a few things I’d like to do here. All posts of a certain category will go into a tag, so feel free to block those to just get the content from me that you want.

Feel free to send in requests, submit posts, or just ask me anything! If you do art based on one of these quotes, I’d love to see it!

Also Me:

@frog-writes-for-fun - MCYT Fanfiction

@littlefandomfrog - Main, I don’t really do much here.

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I use incorrect quote generators fairly frequently. The ones I use most often are Perchance and Neocities, both linked here. All credit to the original media that the quotes come from; I’m just assigning characters that I think fit.

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FWhip: Where the heck is Gem?

Sausage: It's raining outside. Maybe she melted.

Pearl: Shall I look for a pointy hat?

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Grian: I am a responsible adult! Pearl: *raises brow* Grian: I am an adult.

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Grian: Scar, is that my mug you’re drinking out of? Scar: No, it’s mine. Grian: It... looks just like the one I have... Scar: You don’t have one like this anymore.

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Tango: I’m Tango. I’m a redstoner. Bdubs: I’m Bdubs. I have a knife.

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Scott: Hey, quick question. How petty am I allowed to be?

[squishyhowell-deactivated201802]

PUT A “∞” IN MY ASK BOX AND I’LL SHUFFLE MY MUSIC PLAYER AND GIVE YOU MY FAVORITE LYRIC FROM THE SONG THAT COMES UP.

[clubsprout]

YALL PLEASE DO THIS

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Tubbo: When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Tubbo lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the person who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

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Techno: Something tells me Wilbur's going to be a bit more unhinged today... Wilbur, holding a lit match and a bag of cheetos: Leave me be, Phil isn't home to stop me, I'm going feral.

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Ranboo: Wow, this parking is as straight as I am. Tubbo: I know I should be focused on the fact that you just came out, but HOW DARE YOU INSULT MY PARKING!

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Tango: Here are two pictures. one of them is your storage system, and the other is the garbage dump. Scar: *points at a picture* That one is the dump. Tango: tHEY'RE BOTH YOUR STORAGE!

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Tommy: Y’know, maybe things aren’t so bad. I’m here. I got the nice ocean breeze. Just alone with my thoughts. Dream: Hey, Tommy. Tommy: GODDAMNIT!

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Tubbo: *plays shreksophone*

Tubbo: Woo.

Tubbo: Time to listen to this on loop for all eternity.

Tommy: ...Genius coping mechanism, my friend.

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Grian: I give up. I am so tired. Scar: I've got to get the emergency supply! Scar: *carries Mumbo over and places him in front of Grian* Mumbo: *smiles* Grian: AND I AM BACK BABY, LET’S GOOO!

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Doc: Well, well, well... if it isn’t my old friend: the dawning realization that I fucked up bad.

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Scott: I went through an entire character arc during quarantine

Scott: I became more evil if you’re curious

Shelby: We're still in quarantine, don't worry, there's time for a redemption arc still!

Scott: I’m going to get worse on purpose

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Scar: I was born for politics. I have great hair, and I love lying.