[sierralawsonstylist-deactivated]

I saw a picture from a gig of yours. You were wearing a suit and everything.

[skylar-jackson]

You’ve actually seen some of the modeling I did? It’s not a thing. I don’t do it often. I just needed money...

[skylar-jackson]

Oh honey…I’ve seen.

When?

[sierralawsonstylist-deactivated]

Well you clean up well from what I’ve seen.

[skylar-jackson]

You’ve seen?

[skylar-jackson]

Anyone at Poise you want?

Yes.

[sierralawsonstylist-deactivated]

Oh….well it won’t be fancy. The offer is there if you want it.

[skylar-jackson]

Fancy isn’t really my scene.

[skylar-jackson]

Who are your top three women?

In the world? 

[sierralawsonstylist-deactivated]

Uhm…would it be bad if I said I was doing Easter by myself and I wanted a bit of company? I mean I might ask Veronica or Sam and Jordan? I mean I don’t know yet

[skylar-jackson]

It can hardly be bad when I didn’t even know this weekend was Easter.

[sierralawsonstylist-deactivated]

Well…I mean it is Easter so..if you wanted to come over for dinner…you are more than welcome.

[skylar-jackson]

Is anyone else coming? I don’t want to interrupt...

[sierralawsonstylist-deactivated]

Well she’s missing out on a wonderful person….although most would miss out if they judged you. I’m still sorry about that.

Oh no nothing…just a weekend like any other. I just wondered if you had plans

[skylar-jackson]

Don’t be.  Oh. No, I’m not much the planning type.

[sierralawsonstylist-deactivated]

She’s a proud girl…I guess that’s true though. She hardly ever is nice to you is she? 

So what are you up to this weekend?

[skylar-jackson]

Not really. But most people aren’t.

Nothing. What’s this weekend?

[sierralawsonstylist-deactivated]

Yeah…She is coming around. The other day she said you did a good job. It was pretty surprising. She’s pretty proud sometimes. 

[skylar-jackson]

The day she admits that to me is the day Hell freezes over and I’m not to fond of the cold.

[sierralawsonstylist-deactivated]

Thanks sweets. I think you were out of the office at that moment. She probably would have made you do it because she asked if we had a good male stylist. I told her we only have a male hair stylist. She asked why she didn’t get him for her hair. 

[skylar-jackson]

Really? I’m sure that would have made Grace flip a shit. She likes to remind me that I’m just an assistant. I think if she removed the stick from her ass she’d have a lot more fun.

[sierralawsonstylist-deactivated]

She was 30. She just thought because I was plus sized, I wouldn’t dress her nicely. It was a size discrimination thing I think. She kept saying she wished that Grace or Maxine or Gypsy would do it. I told her Maxine is very busy and the other two are only hair stylists.

Tea length is like mid calf, honey.

[skylar-jackson]

That’s stupid. You dress better than most of the people around here. And then how come she didn’t want me to dress her. I could have made her totally punk. Maybe she would have dug it.

[sierralawsonstylist-deactivated]

Why are you laughing Mister? I tried my best. She just hated it.

The dress was a tea length floral. It wasn’t sexy in the slightest! It was classy.

[skylar-jackson]

Was she old? And I think it’s cute that I have any idea what the hell tea length means.

[sierralawsonstylist-deactivated]

The latest client said I only gave her sexual clothing which she hated. She wanted something more conservative and then she threw the dress back saying it was too frumpy. She hated everything I picked out. It was just a lot.

[skylar-jackson]

I see. [tries his hardest not to laugh] So, was it a sexy dress?

[sierralawsonstylist-deactivated]

It’s fun if the clients aren’t telling you that they want a new stylist.

[skylar-jackson]

Why would they want a new stylist?

[sierralawsonstylist-deactivated]

Working hard…just..you know being boring.

[skylar-jackson]

Boring? Sounds...fun.