every little thing is gonna be alright

[nightlyquotes]

“You’re not going to master the rest of your life in one day. Just relax. Master the day. Then just keep doing that every day.”

— Unknown

[nightlyquotes]

“I will breathe. I will think of solutions. I will not let my worry control me. I will not let my stress level break me. I will simply breathe. I will be OK because I don’t quit.”

— Shayne McClendon

[nightlyquotes]

“Inner peace begins the moment you choose not to allow another person or event to control your emotions.”

— Pema Chodron

[nightlyquotes]

“You only have so much emotional energy each day. Don’t fight battles that don’t matter.”

— Unknown

[nightlyquotes]

“Take wrong turns. Talk to strangers. Open unmarked doors. And if you see a group of people in a field, go find out what they are doing. Do things without always knowing how they’ll turn out. You’re curious and smart and bored, and all you see is the choice between working hard and slacking off. There are so many adventures that you miss because you’re waiting to think of a plan. To find them, look for tiny interesting choices. And remember that you are always making up the future as you go.”

— Randall Munroe, xkcd: volume 0

[nightlyquotes]

“You are strong enough to face it all, even if it doesn’t feel like it right now.”

— Unknown

[capricornpropaganda]

There's no reason for any character to be a cop like was Nancy Drew a cop? Naur she was just nosy as hell and I respect that

[capricornpropaganda]

Was Scooby and the gang ringing up the police?? No bc Fred and Shaggy were dodging the draft

[virtuallyinsane]

Federico Di Dio

[memeuplift]

[funny-tik-toks]

[pfdiva]

This man is SUFFERING and I'm living for it!

[azzandra]

The more of these I see, the more it's clear he does NOT know the punchlines in advance. He's getting these jokes raw and has to keep a straight face.

[parker-likes-tea-deactivated202]

they're married

[memeuplift]

[amazoogle]

sorry i haven’t replied to your email, i uh.. ran out. of emails. i ran out of emails

[memeuplift]

[anxietyproblem]

[cryptotheism]

Ordinary white moms love to say shit like "Yeah our family is a bit crazy."

[cryptotheism]

These are the ones I enjoyed at my barista job. I enjoyed the little performance where they go "Should I get caramel today?" And I get to go "You know what? I think you deserve caramel today." Like a mischievous court advisor.

[crazyneutral]

Where's that post of like

Saying "you should be bad~" to friendly white women in a gay voice is wonderful, it's like asking a puppy if they wanna go for walkies

[uroko]

Cascading vertical gardens on four floors of the new Garden Oasis

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