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Amy: Alex annoyed me so I told him I can't wait to see what he has planned for our special day tomorrow.
Amy: There is nothing special about tomorrow.
Amy: But there is something special about watching the color leave his face as panic takes over
Vinny: Why is your back all scratched up?
Evan: [flashback to him chasing a racoon after Vinny told him not to]
Evan: I'm having an affair
Jay: I never make the same mistake twice.
Jay: I make it five or six times, just to be sure.
Evan: [opening a CapriSun] Guess I'll just drink my sorrows away
Alex: God give me patience.
Brian: Isn't it "God give me strength?"
Alex: If God gave me strength, everyone would be dead.
HABIT: WHY IS IT CONSIDERED WRONG WHEN I HAVE FUN?
Vinny: People die when you have fun.
Jay: [hands Tim a cup of tea]
Tim: This is good, what kind of tea is this?
Jay: Oh I just boiled some Gatorade
Tim: Can you please just admit you made a mistake?
Alex: [stirring his coffee] I actually prefer it with salt
Evan: Change is inedible
Jeff: You mean inevitable?
Evan: [spits out a concerning amount of coins] I did not
Jeff: [reaches for fries on Evan's plate]
Evan: [slams down grocery store divider between them]
Jeff:
Evan:
Jeff: You said you didn't take that!
Evan: And you said you didn't want fries, yet here we are.
HABIT: EVERYTHING YOU SAY IN THE NEXT 30 SECONDS IS FREE, STARTING NOW
Vinny: You're cocky, arrogant, bossy, and pushy. You also have a god complex and don't think of anyone but yourself.
HABIT: BUT-
Vinny: But nothing, I still have 22 seconds and I'm not done.
Firebrand: The Observer has these insanely strong opinions on everything. Go on, ask him something that no one should have a strong opinion on.
Mr. Scars: Hey Observer, what's the worst multiple of 4?
Observer: 12, obviously. Moron
Kevin: Did you even get any sleep last night?
Noah: Don't worry, I got like... 20 solid minutes.
Kevin: ...
Noah: Not consecutively, but I'm fine.
Noah: You're not even that blurry.
Firebrand: Deadhead, who is a grown ass man and a member of the Collective, just whispered, "Oh, this is going to be so fucking effecient," before spraying Febreeze directly into the ceiling fan and proceeding to cough his guts out when it blew back into his face.
Mr. Scars: Did you know that atoms never touch each other? Since we are made of atoms, we've never touched anything in our lives.
Mr. Scars: So in answer to your question, Boss- no, I did not break Observer's arm.
Deadhead: Boss made an announcement and we're going to be making major funding changes this year.
Observer: [raises hand]
Deadhead: Your Club Penguin memberships will still remain active.
Observer: [lowers hand]
Prebrand: Well that just RUFFLES MY FEATHERS
Firebrand: [sobbing] Please just say fuck