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"The Jealous Are Troublesome To Others But A Torment To Themselves"

[liberal-memes]

[humansofnewyork]

“My husband got involved with a younger woman at work.  I was relaxed about it at first.  He’s thirteen years younger than me, so I thought: ‘Shit happens.’  But then she got pregnant.  Luckily through the divorce process I had the opportunity to take over this shithole place with no heating, which I’ve turned into an art studio. And now I’m living my best life.  Everything is for sale except the pink chandelier and the dog.  Anyone is free to stop by at anytime.  You can eat or drink whatever you want.  All the young people in the neighborhood love me.  I’m the oldest person in our friend group.  Everyone else is in their twenties or thirties.  They call me Queen Mama.  I call them my adopted kids.  I always help them with their school projects and resumes and interviews.  I only ask one thing in return.  Each of them has to teach me one new thing every week: a piece of music, a trend, an idea.  Just so I can stay up to date.  Before you take the photograph, let me go inside and put on some make-up.  We were out until 2 AM last night.” (Amsterdam, The Netherlands)

[titenoute]

[juliadorable-deactivated2020120]

[grad-school-fool]

This is 100% how anxiety works

[supersonicart]

Chris Austin, Paintings.

The absolutely magnificent and poignant work of artist Chris Austin.

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Be sure to follow Supersonic Art on Instagram!

[gif87a-com]

[belligerenceforhire-deactivated]

I hate folding laundry but at least I’m not this lazy about it.

[wombat-annihilator-deactivated2]

@rachielena

[john-paul-jonesing-for-liberty]

“Progress isn’t made by early risers. It’s made by lazy men trying to find easier ways to do something.” - Robert A. Heinlein

[swimmingferret]

Inventor: *creates something that makes life a fuck load easier for disabled or elderly people living alone, or high-pressured workers to lighten their workload*

some moron: UMM LOOK AT THESE LAZY FUCKS LOL

[misaimed-archer]

World: *Advances.*

People who had to live pre-advancement: “LAZY!!!!!”

[tarmairons]

STRANGER THINGS 2 — 2x9 The Gate

[nojillnolife]

[suddenlysomewherethatsgreen]

Look at this! Look at this fucking thing! This was done in 1986, and used absolutely no CGI whatsoever. It was ALL practical, and ALL done through puppetry. Look at the last gif. Over a dozen vines are moving at once along with its head, lips, and tongue! In interviews Rick Moranis has stated he often forgot he was working with a puppet, as opposed to a really ugly guy. Even today it looks so real. Audrey ii is nothing short of miraculous

[diamogeddon-likes]

IM SORRY WHAT

[imtoobiforyou]

WHAT

[midnightsylph1]

It took over 60 puppeteers to operate Audrey II’s final form in the film. You can read more about the puppet’s creation and operation here.

[inthenameofpeacewemakewar-deact]

The practical effects of Little Shop of Horrors was fucking astounding.  It’s worth it to mention that, in the scenes where the plant is moving, the filming was slowed to 12 to 16 frames a second, so that the film could be sped up to give the Audrey II a more lifelike appearance.  In such scenes where actors like Rick Moranis had to speak with the plant, he had to mouth his lines at a slower-than-normal speed while still looking convincing, only to have his voice added in post. 

It’s also worth mentioning that a crew of 60+ puppeteers were needed to operate the plant, as the entire puppet weighed over a ton. 

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[apocalypse-meh-deactivated20210]

[republicanidiots]

When you’re so eager to mansplain the joke goes right over your head.  

[misanthropemom]

That actually caused me physical pain.

[mysharona1987]

Um, I’d strip in front of everyone I’d ever met, including my family priest, for 100k a night.

[pajjorimre]

howto

[kaldicuct]

@dissatisfied-degenerate

[supreme-leader-stoat]

U N L E A S H T H E D R A G O N

[undergrounddweller89]

DUUUUUDE

[poppycola]

@dragonologystudent

[frejann]

How do you make people fall in love with you

challenge them to a duel 

[frejann]

I ENDED UP DRAWING A COMIC ABOUT THIS STUPID FUCKING ASK IM CRYING

an extremely short story about two knights who were made for each other

[nowscience-blog]

Demonstration Of Constant Velocity With A Moving Trampoline

[captocie]

witness them

[mousouchuu]

[toastoat]

“ummmmm ur bra strap is showing :/ ”

[ironicbaking]

i thought this was me at first and i was really confused

[toastoat]

omg hi

[cinnamonfreckles5]

WE’RE MULTIPLYING

[jetliners]

uhhhhhhh

[boota]

hey

[movedtowerescientist]

I FINALLY FOUND IT

[durnesque-esque]

Kevin’s mom is a hero.

[tygermama]

I love you Kevin’s mom

[rocketmermaid]

Mom Coming Out Of The Pool To Shame Kevinkind

[systlin]

Your mom put you in this world, Kevin, and she will take you the fuck out. 

[lowkey-revolutionary-raccoon]

Rip kevin

[spidaerman]

MR. HAMILL, SIR.

[silentauroriamthereal]

I love him

[bandtshirt]

LMAOOOOOOOOO

[theblackd4hlia]

no but seriously one time i ordered something from adam & eve (surprise a big ol dildo) and the order said discreet shipping and i was like cool ya know cause i lived with three dudes in an apartment and also had to go to the apartment office to pick up my package so discreet is dope and i got the package delivery notification like sick im about to dick myself so i walked my happy horny ass down to the office and told the lady my name and she went into the package delivery room to grab it and it took her a minute and she came out with a dick shaped bag just grasping the shaft of it and i looked at it mortified and had to grab the balls part of the package from the woman and she let go and it just wiggled and i could feel the squish through the bag and it was just horrible

[anonbuddha]

If it’s any consolation, I get it. I’m a trans guy who wears a packer. One day I was in the restroom and pulled my pants down. I really had to go so I did it fast and the magnet clip came undone and my dick flopped out of my boxers and bounced into the stall next to me.

The OCCUPIED stall next to me.

I wanted to die. There was this horrible forever silence moments. Then the dude just goes, “Uh, you dropped your dick man,” and nudges it over with his foot.

[vaiitrii-deactivated20210105]

“You dropped your dick man”