if i look back, i am lost
Monterey Bay Aquarium
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
cherry valley forever
YOU ARE THE REASON
祝日 / Permanent Vacation
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Xuebing Du
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Kiana Khansmith
PR's Tumblrdome
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Acquired Stardust
Discoholic 🪩
Peter Solarz
JBB: An Artblog!
occasionally subtle
wallacepolsom
styofa doing anything
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@smalllfieldmouse
when i was little my favourite game to play in the bath was to select one bath toy to be trapped under a tupperware container (which i pretended was a block of ice that the toy was frozen in) on the side of the tub and then i would line up my remaining toys in a single file line with all of them turned to face the frozen toy so that they were all looking at it and i would sit and look at it until it was time to get out of the bath
"ohh apes dont understand human language they have never once asked us a question" well maybe they just dont give a fuck about you because you're not as interesting as you think you are. apes ask me questions all the time
has anyone else seen that youtube video titled "greys anatomy feminist moments" thats just clips of women on the show speaking none of which are feminist moments. i think about it a lot. sometimes when i say something really stupid i'm like fuck i'm living in greys anatomy feminist moments
never watched regular show but just walked past my roommates watching it in the living room & what it looked like to me was a green guy opening a christmas package full of cum and the cum sprayed everywhere across the room and all over him. and holly jolly christmas was playing. I can't be sure if this was really what was going on. But that's what it looked like to me
I'll show you a regular
throw your hair in a messy bun, drink some blood, put on some nine inch nails and jerk off face down
grateful today that generative language models weren't big in 2016 the way they are today and we never had people lyric pranking chatgpt with closer by the chainsmokers
listening to neutral milk hotel will make you realize there are more disgusting ways to talk about sucking dick than you ever could have previously imagined
when anyone tries to ask me a polite or normal question i always respond in a normal and polite way: "aaaah help i'm scare help help me aaaah"
Im scared
Im very scared and I think im going to die soon
well i liked the radiohead posts
Ok i cant remember what either of them were but i will come up with a new one on the spot here goes. "radio head"? um... 1st of all the radio it's for playing songs youre not supposed to do that to it. And i don't think it has genitals anyway
I'm old ok I'm old as fuck & withering i don't know what 67 means i don't know what a bop is or girl math I'm fucking old as shit I'm a thousand and i want to go home and do my crossword
I remember when we would look at a picture and pick out an item from the picture and say "tag yourself im that item"
I'm old ok I'm old as fuck & withering i don't know what 67 means i don't know what a bop is or girl math I'm fucking old as shit I'm a thousand and i want to go home and do my crossword
fucking dumb ass rooster doesn't even know he's supposed to crow when the sun comes up i was up at 5 this morning and i didn't hear his stupid ass
i kinda fuck with it when a cis guy has a trans guy name U don't see that very often these days. actually you probably see it a lot but 90% of the people i interact with aren't cis guys and are named some shit like Elbow
Why don't you make like a strong acid and completely dissociate and release a proton
