Hello friends, this is your daily weekly monthly occasional reminder that my hatchery is up and running, and here are some of the things you can currently buy there!

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Hello friends, this is your daily weekly monthly occasional reminder that my hatchery is up and running, and here are some of the things you can currently buy there!
Eyyyyyyyyyyyyy I finally opened up my hatchery!
Come check it out!
(And if anyone here runs a hatchery and wants a new affiliate, HELLO. TALK TO ME)
Eyyyyy, I’m breaking this blog out of storage because I’m selling my Frigid Fugitive Shackles.
Link to thread!
(I’m also going to be opening up a hatchery sometime after Valightines, so... that’s a thing?)
(Reblog) Adding my voice to the chorus of NEW COLORS FOR SALE. Oh boy. The faes are gen2!
Nightshade/white/white
Banana/berry/gold
Amber/vermillion/gold
Dirt/metals/gold
(Tangerine/sunshine/gold BOO HISS NO ONE LIKES YOU)
Ruby/metals/gold
Crocodile/obsidian/obsidian
I HAVE NO CLUE HOW TO PRICE THESE. MAKE ME AN OFFER. MY LAIR IS HERE AT #58122
Adding my voice to the chorus of NEW COLORS FOR SALE. Oh boy. The faes are gen2!
Nightshade/white/white
Banana/berry/gold
Amber/vermillion/gold
Dirt/metals/gold
(Tangerine/sunshine/gold BOO HISS NO ONE LIKES YOU)
Ruby/metals/gold
Crocodile/obsidian/obsidian
I HAVE NO CLUE HOW TO PRICE THESE. MAKE ME AN OFFER. MY LAIR IS HERE AT #58122
DO YOU WANT A CHERUB DRAGON? OF COURSE YOU DO.
Dusting off this blog to announce that I booned the Cherub nest and while his sister already sold, this dude is still up for grabs! Gems/holds/payment plans are also fine. (actually, now that I think about it, gems are awesome? idk)
update: I LOVE YOU RANDOM BUYER
MOTHER FUCK
Coming back to this blog since I just slapped piebald on this dude
aaaaaaaaand he and his mate just threw a mere two eggs and I’m gonna make the assuredly STUPID decision to boon the nest
WITNESS ME
Did I seriously just hatch a triple-gold girl on Valentine's Day
\o/
Happy Monday, friends! You know what goes well with Mondays? Free stuff. LET’S DO IT. You know the rules~
Rebagel with your username and lair id to enter! (If you could add it in the content and not the tags, it makes it much easier for me!)
You do not have to be following me!
ENDS TODAY, JANUARY 12 AT 20:00 FR TIME!
Best of luck, and have a super awesome week! ♥
Gasps! ectochoir, 50757! ouo
Smaragdina, 58122!
Help someone talk me down from impulse-buying another ugened gen1 nocturne lady
jemdragonrising reblogged your post Ok yes I am banking on the fact that I… and added:
I will be amused if you make enough gems/treasure to get a scroll then you find one in a chest
Honestly I wouldn’t be too upset because CAN YOU SAY INVESTMENT?!?!? I’d just hang on to the spare and pawn it in six months. (And let’s be real here - what’s the point of saving money if you don’t suddenly spend it in a mad stupid rush to get something really really amazing and incredibly overvalued?)
This is the current battle plan - I’m completely serious here:
Acquire Precious Child with perfect colors and eyes (in progress. Price is being discussed on the first option and inquiries have been made re: the second). In the mean time:
Place one Unhatched Light Egg on the auction house on Christmas Eve. Place one Unhatched Light Egg on the auction house on Christmas day. Save the final egg for New Year’s Day (see below)
Continue happily gathering away until Sunday evening, by which time I will be back from the beach and able spend serious time on Flight Rising. If Nocturne Scroll has not been acquired by then, enact Operation UNCLE SCROOGE’S PURSE STRINGS
Operation UNCLE SCROOGE’S PURSE STRINGS consists of the following:
Empty vault, leaving only precisely enough cash for Spines and Bar (Precious Child already has Shimmer). Do not purchase genes until UNCLE SCROOGE’S PURSE STRINGS has been completed, in case everything goes tits up. This should cover about 1 million treasure.
Make a thread offering my entire vault’s worth of ambush stones, spare festival chests, familiars, and apparel in exchange for a Nocturne Scroll. Preferably in some combination of flat trade along with the approx. 1 million treasure if I can swing it.
Place my final stored Unhatched Light Egg up for auction on New Year’s Day to get a small additional cash bump.
Sob
Scream
Offer up spare paired organs
Acquire Nocturne Scroll, slap it on Precious Child along with Spines and Bar (or possibly Crystal if I have somehow tripped on a pile of gems). Sob some more, this time at the glory.
Breed Precious Child with this gentleman, well before all the gen1 nocturnes come off their first cooldown and utterly swamp the market
????
PROFIT
Note: option 1 for Precious Child comes off cooldown in eleven days. Option two comes off cooldown in four. If Option two is acquired, Operation UNCLE SCROOGE’S PURSE STRINGS will be supplemented by Operation DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY
Operation DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY proceeds as follows:
More sobbing
More screaming
Lighting everything on fire
Lighting self on fire
Lighting a thousand Strange Chests on fire
Adding my two fully-stoned level 19s to the pot of available barter items
Adding the offer to [censored] [censored] with a [censored] and [censored] until [censored] [censored] [censored] to the pot of available barter items
Deals with Mephistopheles and/or the Shadowbinder depending on who offers the better interest package
Breaking the trackpad clicker on my laptop from too much time in the coli (again)
Even more sobbing
?????
PROFIT
…I’m feeling good about this plan. This is a good plan.
...I'm still not entirely sure how I managed to pull this one off
*flops* 772 chests opened and the Night of the Nocturne haul is:
one each of the familiars with a couple spares
one spare nocturne egg in the vault (with a couple more having been traded/bartered away AHAHA I FINALLY GOT AN EARTH SPRITE)
and these four gen1 babies (don't get too jealous, they were all trades except for Abzu and the less said of the midnight/leaf/fire baby I hatched the better):
Ratri the impeccable inky-black murdergoddess
Astarte the Christmas-Eve terrifying Babylonian queen
Abzu the fat glittery Christmas-Day precious derpface
and Wiht the bleached-out runt who shares his birthday with Tolkien
Now I just have to spend ALL MY MONEY getting them to look like their versions on the right.
*sobs*
(by the way, if anyone wants to be pinged for Astarte & Abzu or Ratri & Wiht's hatchlings down the line, let me know)
I feel like I just need to post this here so I can stop pinching myself
Correction: using that nocturne scroll and the boon on Vakarine was actually not a terrible financial decision
holy shit
And then there's this glittery derpface who I can't in good conscience get rid of because he's a Christmas baby who breeds beautifully with Astarte
you are coral/fire what else do I do with you?!?!?