I'm gone I've moved

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its time

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ok now that ive finished all my feem bleem marriages

sumia + chrom: really cute, really good. pega-pony princess. tharja + gaius: this was kind of cute but fizzled out to boring and tharja is still terrible, sigh. gaius passed down lethality so noire is unstoppable which i guess is a neat plus but i still feel kind of bad about her sully + stahl: ok!! it was ok. cute. need 2 train kjelle up really libra + miriel: SO HAPPY WITH THIS, it was really really good, really interesting conversations between them, also, how good is it that the game knew what i needed was another miriel??? so good lissa + ricken: fridge horror. please stop talking about how traumatised you are by war. i didn't ask for this. i didn't need this. but owain is incredible so i guess there's that avatar + lon'qu: beautiful hate matrimony, very happy. my child is great maribelle + virion: i don't trust anything virion says and still find him kind of creepy but eh, whatever, someone had to marry him frederick + cordelia: this support changed direction completely at b-rank but it was still pretty good! i like the mental image of cordelia completely losing her cool and crying as she eats every sandwich and frederick is a) horrified at the mess and b) just realising he's kind of into her nowi + gregor: gregs cherche + henry: henry, fucking hell, cherche should've proposed to him but otherwise v good panne + donnel: theyve declared a rivalry at a-rank and thats good enough olivia + vaike: actually kind of sweet?? i'm super into olivia/gentle reassurance so this was p good too

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please draw me miriel in pastel twinsets and pearls going door to door telling people about the good word of rigorous scientific methodology

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ONE AND SIX? ouo

5 FAVOURITE ANIMALS

my cat, i love him, i love him, i love him and he loves me, he once hunted a family of weasels for no reason but he knows we're tight

pinny :( pinny passed away really suddenly last year but she's still the best dog we've ever had

junior dog, a barely adequate animal who is dapping my leg with a paw to encourage me to throw a ball for her

the magpie my parents call "stumpy" who terrorises the rest of the wild birds around here and does not give a dang

shit i want to say my cat AGAIN i guess betsy can be #5, even if she is encouraging junior to bark at me rn

THINGS A ROOM NEEDS

thick curtains for the windows. i like. sunlight in a room and i like being able to see outside too but i want to do these things at my discretion

something that shouldn't be in that room but you don't have space for it elsewhere/forgot to move it to its proper place

mess. very permanently clean houses kind of weird me out

spider repelling charms

charms that repel other insects too

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i do mean to go back and watch/read snk properly at some point but i can't stop remembering tiny things about the worldbuilding and getting nauseously horrified. the idea of the decoy towns is just repulsive. it turns out i'm more or less ok with enormous monsters eating people but not with governments sectioning off huge amounts of people for those monsters to eat

iddddddddk i'm ironing so i feel like i should try giving night vale a go but i've seen the word "lovecraftian" thrown around near it and i can't imagine being in a worse kind of mood for any kind of horror or even mildly creepy thing, sorry friends

so. board games it is.

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im going to exalt enjolras

im not actually attached to him and i want to see what this mechanic does

can i interest anyone in arranged dragon matching w/ jehan though. he is enormous and only getting bigger holy crap

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OWAIN, THO

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IM CUTE! IM COOL! IM HAVING FUN!

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OWAIN!!!!!!!

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tetradicmechanist replied to your post: owain

i am not to him yet but please tell me he’s great

he is so good i am actually regretting my choice of husband

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owain

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i am so close to having every future child i can TASTE it

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did you know there were so many different euphemisms for sex because i did not

my favorites:

bohemian cluster fuck

burping the worm in the mole hole

crashing the custard truck

dance the buttock jig

dance the matrimonial polka

exchange bodily fluids

hop on the good foot and do the bad thing

put the bee in the hive (very disappointed bee movie never used this)

zwooshing the swoosh

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"Inductive extrapolation suggests this is a proposal of marriage"

miriel PLEASE

(miriel marry me instead please)

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I FINALLY DID IT!!! WITH NO DEATHS TOO!!!!!

at LAST i have an archer who is not virion, praises be

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i want to draw hikago crossovers but i m too into series where kids die

i dont want the hikago kids to die. i love them. i gave them sburb roles once and instantly felt guilty. that's not what their skill sets are. thats not what their skill sets could be. maybe they could be a graduating class together. isumi can get eaten to spur the others into action. thats an ok thing to happen. but no one else can die!!!!!!

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hello. hi. hellow. hwlleo. i spent most of the morning extremely caffienated trying to persuade people to drink from a pool of brackish water, b ecause, i coul,d, i guess, na d its wearing off but i still think brackish water is very funny and i cant explain why. there were newts in it. for flavour.