SMHGrommr

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Stuff That Makes You Go, “UGH!”

When a guy who an attention-seeking 170lb guy  says “Ohhh I’m catching up to you!”

When a gross guy has tons of collages next to attractive guys. Giving you a false impression!

When fat guys wear their pants Around their stomach.

When desperate chubs pretend to be gainers, and refuse to eat, and want to marry you ASAP.

When desperate chubs who pretend to be gainers, and only want a relationship, have “high standards. And they won’t date other desperate chubs because of those standards. 

When your friends tell you how much fun they had at a Grommoff! But they’re still single and no fatter. 

When hot encouragers go for the slut, instead of the appetite. 

The moment you meet a guy, who only had black & white photos on grommr.

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SMH

When the feeder pays for the buffet on EBT.......SMH

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Truf

When a gainer brags how he has gained a ton of weight. Then you are feeling very impressed. Then you see the before and after face pics. And you cannot bring yourself to tell him how his face went from Americas Next Top Model to Deliverance. 

“oh my god you’ve gotten so hot.......ttyl”

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Bi

So if you’re bi, you should have eaten pussy, fucked pussy, or dreamed of it. 

But being a pussy, doesn’t make you bi.

You can be Bi-curious.

Just like those gainer-curious guys that pretend theyre 300lbs but theyre 145lbs.

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Noming?

What the hell does this even mean?

Post: “Oh may gerd, who wants to have a serious conversation?”

10 Noms (all from guys who are mute) 

Post: “oh may gerd, are there any aggressive feeders

25 Noms (All Hare Krishnas and not one is a feeder)

Post: “oh may gerd, Any 450 small-dicked chubs to sit on my face?”

30 Noms (none of these guys are 450, but having small dicks is debatable)

Post: “oh may gerd, I’m feeling incredibly depressed.”

15 Noms....

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Why Guys Stop Coming on the Website

Multiple Encouragers: “You’re really not that big.”

Me: “What do you consider big?”

Multiple Encouragers: “350″

Me: “So what would you call me?”

Multiple Encouragers: “Small.” Me: “What would you call someone 220? and 200? and 175?”

Multiple Encouragers: “All Small.” 

Me: “So I’ll never meet your standards of acceptance until im 350?”

Multiple Encouragers: “Exactly.”

Me: **I start feeling annoyed, but realizing that I gain because I like how I look. I also can get as fat as I want, and if other guys enjoy it, thats great.  I have to accept that this is simply the way the community has transformed over time. It’s all about weight**

***5 minutes later***

150lb Guy submits a New Post and Picture: “OMG I’m getting huge! I’m 155lbs! Check out my new picture!” .....100 Likes, 20 Adoring Comments.........*Sigh*

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*sigh*

“I’m looking for a feeder to make me immobile!” *Currently 145lbs

“Looking to be hypnotized until Im 500lbs”

“I want to feed you five pounds of baked beans, then sit on my face!!!!!”

“No Kink Shaming! I feel that we have progressed more as a community.” (Meanwhile this guy is into alien anal vore........WHY ARE YOU ON GROMMR????

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Who Remembers?

Who remembers GainrWeb and that short stunt on Bellybuilders? Things were much more exciting. The gainers and feeders were the real deal. I feel like many of them have aged out or decided to phase out. Now, its all about really poorly made PayPal videos and 100 different-angled ass pics.

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More Definitions & Translations

Master: A person who is into pure fantasy. He will likely jerk off in under 15 minutes and hastily deletes his profile. 

Submissive: A person who is also into pure fantasy. Who will likely submit only partially in a very awkward manner, for a maximum of 20 minutes. 

Younger guy: “I wish I had a boyfriend” = I wish I had someone to tell me I’m beautiful, because Im not a gainer. I’m not even sure why I’m on this website. 

Older guy: “I don’t understand why these guys delete their profiles”= I don’t understand why these emotionally unstable 18yo’s delete their profiles?

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Figuring It Out

When you’re first getting to know a feeder, and you’re trying to figure him out.

Is he into scat? Feeding you until your really healthy and about to die from a stroke? or squashing AKA ball torture? ..........probably stroke

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Obnoxious

Older Guy I’ve Chatted Once: “Oh may gerd! You’ve turned me into such a gainer.”

Me: “I’m not an encourager.”

Older Guy I’ve Chatted Once: “I’ve been eating like crazy! oh may gerd! I’m catching up to you”.

Me: “You’re 70 lbs less than me.” 

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Posting Without Looking

Third Post, My Post: Fat gluttonous hog who will fatten for your enjoyment! (Doh! I guess I’m late to the party.Looks like another lonely night). 

Second Post: Looking for alpha doms. Willing to do anything. 

First Post: I’m looking to be someone’s cam slave. Please tease me for being so fat. 

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No Pic Profiles

Why do you the profiles without pictures have the highest standards and expectations on Grommr?

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Culture Gains

British Guy : “I accidentally gained 5lbs, tee hee”

American Guy: “I accidentally gained 25 lbs, tee hee”

German Guy: “I accidentally gained 50 lbs, whatever”

Australian Guy: “I accidentally gained 100 lbs. I guess Ill just gain another 100.”

Canadian Guy: “I accidentally gained 200 lbs. I barely noticed.” 

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What would you choose on Grommr?

Mpreg OR Vore?: This is the mpreg with having an intense labor. But the Vore play includes the Green Giant Voice. 

Feet OR Armpits?: Feet are fully clean, and pits are no deodorant about 3pm. (O’mer Gay, what does this have to do with grommr??......Like you dont know!)

Fursona with a good job OR Bearsona who is unemployed and dabbles in cocaine?

Really Hot Grommr guy who just responds with “ok” and “yeah” to every message OR nerdy and not flattering gainer who answers with super long explanations that never stop

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Art

The morphing on a lot of these grommr pics are becoming very skillful.

People are actually believing they’re real. Let me re-quote, A LOT of people are actually believing they’re real

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Searches :(

When you search for the current online feeders. You start to review their profiles....”ONLY message me if you’re 325lbs, ONLY!!!”.......”I love guys OVER 400 lbs ONLY!!!”...........”I will not talk to you, if you are UNDER 300lbs!!!” 

You finally find a profile of a feeder who seems like a decent guy, and who doesn’t have a 400lb minimum, WHEW! 

Message to Decent Feeder: Hi

Reply: “YOURE WAYY TO SMALL! YOU”RE NOT 300lbs!!! Why are you messing me?!?!

Message to Decent Feeder: Sorry, that wasn’t listed on your profile.  I’ve gained 100 lbs, and I plan to keep gaining. I have before and afters. 

Reply: “Are you into farting and rim jobs?”

Message to Decent Feeder: Sorry, I don’t think thats for me. (none of this is on his profile btw).

Reply: “WHY ARE YOU MESSAGING ME? THIS WEBSITE IS RIDICULOUS!”

*Sigh*