Smith Professor Quotes

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Just so we're clear, S&M in Japan does not mean "Sushi and Manga"

Dennis Yasutomo, GOV228/EAS228 Government and Politics of Japan

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I don't dislike Republicans. We just disagree on things. Like everything.

Julie DeChantal, HST 278

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Clay Aiken is running for Congress. Which, why not? At least he can sing.

Anna Ward, SWG 202: Queering Disability

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"Usually I can get to queer porn in two steps or less but how did you get to queer porn?"

Anna Ward, SWG 220: Intro to Queer Studies

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Does Yugoslavia still exist?

Sam Ruhmkorff, Logic 100 (Valid and Invalid Reasoning)

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We often hear around graduation time “go with your passions!; Well, Hitler did that. No thanks!

Vicky Spelman, PHI234, Philosophy and Human Nature: Theories of the Self: Desire

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"I'm sitting here washing pot shards for you. I guess that's love."

—Maxine Oland, ARC135: Introduction to Archaeology

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"A lot of swindling by Congress. I know that shocks you, and I wouldn't want to degrade your faith in the American political process but Congress had their fingers in that pie."

Mark Aldrich, ECO204: American Economic History

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"Everyone has weird hobbies and that's one of mine. One of mine that's printable, at least."

— Mark Aldrich, ECO204: American Economic History

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If you don't know who you are, double check.

Gary Felder, PHY 117: Introductory Physics I

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Major intervals always invert into minor ones. Always. Even at high altitudes. Even at high temperatures. Even at low temperatures. Even at the dark night of the soul, three in the morning. Even on Mars. Major inverts to minor, minor inverts to major, augmented to diminished, diminished to augmented, perfect to perfect. Thank you, Northampton.

Raphael Atlas, MUS110, Analysis and Repertory

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This is our club. Welcome to the club. We have errors everywhere.

Dominique Thiébaut, CSC 212: Programming with Data Structures

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Green consumerism is exclusionary!

Leslie King, SOC 233 Environment and Society

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"The A in Academia could stand for Ableism"

Anna Ward, SWG 202: Queering Disability

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I don’t see a lot of horror films. I go to department meetings for that.

Raphael Atlas, MUS 330, Seminar: Music/Ideology/Identity

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"The king of the love poets! The high priest of elegy! The arch-duke of adultery!"

Scott Bradbury talking about Ovid, LAT 330 (Advanced Readings in Latin)