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[obtiterate-deactivated20160620]

OMFG I HIT THE PLAY BUTTON IN FRONT OF MY PARENTS AND ALL THEY HEARD WAS “HOW TO GIVE A BLOW JOB” AND THEYRE TELLING ME ITS OK TO COME OUT AND IM CRYING

[nowyoukno]

Now You Know (Source)

[fangirling-so-hard-rn]

Crows are scary They

use tools

Can be taught to speak (like parrots)

Have huge brains for birds

like seriously their brain-to-body size ratio is equal to that of a chimpanzee

They vocalize anger, sadness, or happiness in response to things

they are scary smart at solving puzzles

some ravens stay with their mates until one of them dies

they can remember faces

SIDENOTE HERE BECAUSE HOLY SHIT.  They did an experiment where these guys wore masks and some of them fucked with crows.  Pretty soon the crows recognized the masks = douchebag.  But the nice guys with masks they left alone.  THEN, OH WE’RE NOT DONE, NO SIR crows that WEREN’T EVEN IN THE EXPERIMENT AND NEVER SAW THE MASK BEFORE knew about mask-dudes and attacked them on sight.  THEY PASSED ON THE FUCKING INFORMATION TO THEIR CROW BUDDIES.

They remember places where crows were killed by farmers and change their migration patterns.

Guys I’m really scared of crows now. (q) 

[saintv0id]

i love crows so much

[the-youngest-gandor-brother-dea]

crows are amazing

[laura-palmers-ex-boyfriend-deac]

My favorite legend is that crows are the souls of the dead

[pan-possum-deactivated20150827]

crows are the coolest shit

[getbusyliving--deactivated20160]

[idaholy]

What this bitch want now

[r4yquaza]

[chyna-r-deactivated20151227]

ash you stupid piece of shit r u fucking dumb u got fucking pikachu in the god damn water this nigga is made of thunderbolts n lightening and yo dumb ass really gone put him in the water like is u serious my nigga like have you never been to school before like what if pikachu get mad or something like then what bruh then yo dumb ass gone be dead see this why yo ass aint pokemon master right now smh u a dumb nigga for real ngl 

[nowyoukno]

Now You Know (Source)

[fangirling-so-hard-rn]

Crows are scary They

use tools

Can be taught to speak (like parrots)

Have huge brains for birds

like seriously their brain-to-body size ratio is equal to that of a chimpanzee

They vocalize anger, sadness, or happiness in response to things

they are scary smart at solving puzzles

some ravens stay with their mates until one of them dies

they can remember faces

SIDENOTE HERE BECAUSE HOLY SHIT.  They did an experiment where these guys wore masks and some of them fucked with crows.  Pretty soon the crows recognized the masks = douchebag.  But the nice guys with masks they left alone.  THEN, OH WE’RE NOT DONE, NO SIR crows that WEREN’T EVEN IN THE EXPERIMENT AND NEVER SAW THE MASK BEFORE knew about mask-dudes and attacked them on sight.  THEY PASSED ON THE FUCKING INFORMATION TO THEIR CROW BUDDIES.

They remember places where crows were killed by farmers and change their migration patterns.

Guys I’m really scared of crows now. (q) 

[saintv0id]

i love crows so much

[the-youngest-gandor-brother-dea]

crows are amazing

[laura-palmers-ex-boyfriend-deac]

My favorite legend is that crows are the souls of the dead

[pan-possum-deactivated20150827]

crows are the coolest shit

[skinnyasianguy-deactivated20160]

[shencomix]

Freedom’s all you got.

[vaporheart-archive-deactivated2]

Oh these pies aren’t homemade, they were made in a factory.

A bomb factory.

They’re bombs.

[osamah-deactivated20140324]

who the fuck thought up the plot for this episode

[thesexosaurus-deactivated201511]

"Condoms don’t work."

"Your first time is supposed to hurt."

"It’s not really sex if there’s no penetration."

"Girls don’t masturbate."

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close

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do i look like im giving a fuck because im blind

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when people offer me food

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Snoop