I was led to believe this was an Applebees!

Big McLargeHuge

[evilwizard]

WIZARD TIP OF THE DAY: don’t ignore seers giving ominous prophecies, especially if they specify a certain date and time

[theintelligentfool]

that's ridiculous. all i have planned for that day is hanging out with my friends nothing could possibly go wrong with that

[evilwizard]

WIZARD TIP OF THE DAY: don’t ignore your wife’s prophetic dream visions, dude, jesus christ. actually scratch that he hasn’t been invented yet

[paper--machete]

i know every digit of pi

[paper--machete]

i dont know what order

[reaumantic]

[paper--machete]

happy 3/14

[justsomeguycore]

baja blast sheep have you any wool

[fluffysheeple]

[oh-my-hubris-deactivated2024082]

Yes sir, yes sir, gamer fuel

[melodramas]

AYO EDEBIRI accepts the Best Supporting Actress in a Comedy Series award for 'The Bear' at the 75th Primetime Emmy Awards at Peacock Theater — January 15, 2024

[beardedmrbean]

[tiktoksgay]

[beemovieerotica]

pirates of the caribbean really introduced an eldritch octopus man who kills indiscriminately and torments the dead as their poster villain and then you watch the movies and it's like, "oh no, actually the worst villain in this series is a small white british man who functions as the herald of capitalism" and that was very very brave of them

[beemovieerotica]

[gummybearattacktheworldofdespair]

[cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024]

[bo-an-aro]

“sex/romance/empathy makes us human,” they say. awful. pathetic. what makes us human is the urge to set things on fire

[sullina]

you’re actually correct!

Cooking is the one thing that only humans do and can be directly linked to the increase in our brain size

[detrout]

Burning the mammoth flank just a lirtle instead of eating it raw gives grug more calorie to think. Grug thinking about color symbolism in silence of the lambs

[ferretix]

[mangowerm]

[beepost-generator]

YOU SHAVED THEM?!?

[figdays]

The Attitudes of Women and Fish Towards Me Are Too Varied and Complex to be Accurately Described on a Hat  // aysheshop

[otherearthsoutthere]

I know I post too many pictures of Tribble in the water, but I cannot get over how his fur doesn’t get wet but floats around him. He’s been in the creek for 10 minutes now.

[catasters]

[chadlesbianjasontodd]

you ever think about how in star wars the four heroes that overthrew the tyrannical empire and inagurated a new government are the princess of a tragically destroyed planet, a wisecracking rogue, the last heir of a religious order of wizards who do actual literal magic, and.........a city mayor

[chadlesbianjasontodd]

i should clarify that im not disparaging lando here i'm just wondering what it's like to be in a space fantasy adventure as the ONE member of your friend group who knows what a zoning law is

[ekjohnston]

You can frequently see this in Lando's face.

[catchymemes]

[theweirdwideweb]

[deathsmallcaps]

It’s also the music creating this image in my head, but this definitely reminds me of a 1930ish cartoon starting out, and to establish that it’s windy, they have a character walk awkwardly, perhaps fighting for an object to stay in their hands, into the storm itself

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Oh it has sound.

Oh yeah, good choice of sound.

[deadladyflowers]

[astratic]

[ID a digitally illustrated 4 panel comic. A cartoon sheet ghost approaches a screen printing shop. It offers money to a person with a beard and a stained apron, and the person looks mildly startled. In the third panel, the ghost is flattened in a screen printing frame, its eyes turned toward the viewer, as the person prints it with magenta ink. In the final panel, the ghost looks delighted with its new screen printed "tattoos" of a snake, a bird, and a crescent moon as well as a few others not fully visible. A green heart appears by its head, and the person gives two thumbs up, smiling. End ID]