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Fuck you, pay me.

@smuppetprogenitor-blog

I'm just here to make money and do deep web shit. [Bro Strider RP blog. Purposefully evil, may contain NSFW/triggering content. 16+ only please]

135 posts

smuppetprogenitor-blog

Nov 28, 2018

How do I make a very thinly veiled joke cry for help.

#God Speaking/IC #The puppet wont SHUT THE FUCK UP.

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Nov 27, 2018

I feel like fucking death. Like death himself swooped down and kissed me in the form of this GODDAMN PUPPET.

It talks. I swear to fuck it talks.

#God Speaking/IC

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Nov 27, 2018

☆ﾟ°˖* ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ death is c0ming

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Nov 27, 2018

H... Hey. This thing still exists, huh...

Totally forgot about it.

#God Speaking/IC

smuppetprogenitor-blog

Aug 15, 2018

Oops, forgot this was a thing. Anyway, all’s well. Not that anyone cares about me or what I do. Just saying.

#God Speaking/IC

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Aug 10, 2018

caeciitas‌:

@smuppetprogenitor @egobusting @f1rstk1ss @embellishedbookworm

Greetings t9 y9u all and welc9me t9 my 6l9g. I wish t9 greet y9u a little 6etter, 6ut I am still exhausted fr9m a few fights I have had t9light. H9wever, I can let y9u kn9w that my name is Kankri Vantas and I h9pe t9 c9ntinue speaking with y9u all.

Sup man, you’re fine. I go by Bro. I’m not normally up this early but you know, sleep is a bitch.

#God Speaking/IC #Nice to meet you though.

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Aug 10, 2018

I’m not reading anymore of this tonight.

#God Speaking/IC #I'll focus on my job.#For once.#Dash com.

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Aug 10, 2018

And I return to my life of pretending I don’t feel attachment to anyone except Sir Creamsicle the Wise and Dave.

#God Speaking/IC #Dash com.

smuppetprogenitor-blog

Aug 9, 2018

There’s a cop here I’m leaving.

#God Speaking/IC #Like.#The father of one of the kids is a cop.#And he keeps looking at me.#I have to leave no questions.#Sorry Dave you can talk to your new friends when school starts!

smuppetprogenitor-blog

Aug 9, 2018

honkeros replied to your post: I don’t have hobbies what do I do.

i don’t got motherfucking hobbies either.

Ayy, nice.

#honkeros #God Speaking/IC

smuppetprogenitor-blog

Aug 9, 2018

cookbookind replied to your post “I don’t have hobbies what do I do.”

Freelance.

That’s not entirely wrong. You’re a lifesaver.

#cookbookind #God Speaking/IC #Kinda literally.#Kinda not.

smuppetprogenitor-blog

Aug 9, 2018

I don’t have hobbies what do I do.

#God Speaking/IC #I can't tell them I run porn sites.#Or that I'm a hitman.#Do I just say I work at a grocery store or some shit?

smuppetprogenitor-blog

Aug 9, 2018

Why yes Sharon, I am not, in fact, Dave’s father. Quite the shocker. Who am I? I do not exist, quit talking to me. Forget I was ever here.

#God Speaking/IC #God I hate this.#I can't properly mimic everyone because I'm not a parent.#I don't know what to do.

smuppetprogenitor-blog

Aug 9, 2018

I wear my shades inside so I don’t have to see your FUCKING FACE, HELEN.

#God Speaking/IC #I hate this.#Why do I have to go to a parents night at Dave's school.#I'm not even his parent.

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Aug 8, 2018

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Aug 8, 2018

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Aug 8, 2018

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