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[showerthoughtsofficial]

“The camera adds 10 pounds” is a phrase of the past. Now people look better in their pictures than they do in person

[kichengunnet]

When people say that the camera adds ten pounds it’s because cameras used in filmmaking/TV production have a wider focal length and therefore subjects look wider or bigger. Whereas cellphone cameras have a short focal length that makes subjects appear thinner or smaller.

Nowadays, with DSLR’s and a variety of lenses, we are able to depict a wide range of focal lengths by using one kind of camera.

So that is why most people on social media may seem to look thinner than they do in person (especially in selfies because the front facing camera on phones especially have short focal lengths).

And that is also how the phrase “the camera adds ten pounds” came about.

[grayskyluna-art]

this is actually so interesting I had no idea

[aquariusmercury]

[moosekleenex]

[heliotrooper-deactivated2014031]

AND HERE WE HAVE MY BIGGEST FUCKING PET PEEVE

[mysticalasslamp]

Alternatively: “well now I feel bad because you said that”

[yuucafae]

//screams for years

[tag-ur-traumatized]

abusive parent voice: its always in your best interest

[adeles]

Mean Girls (2004)

[whitepeopletwitter]

[redditfront]

[surprisebitch]

One time I was hooking up with this guy and he wanted to try handcuff play, I was like sure I’ve never done it why not. so we are doing stuff and I’m handcuffed and then he stops, and just kinda looks at me. he then gets his keys and uncuffs me and I ask him what’s wrong. He tells me I’m too pretty to die and then tells me to get out of his house and then blocks me and I’m still kinda freaked out about it years later

[oni-boyfriend]

[malwarewolf404]

[ike-loves-men]

[yourbrothershotfriend]

[miiriya]

[lollldeeaaadbitch]

This is the most Big Dick Energy post I’ve ever seen

[gaytypo]

When Tumblr goes premium let’s all use one account like netflix

[heinousactszx]

the password is “shoelaces”

[homoslovenc]

[catchymemes]

[oglach-uisce]

IM SO PROUD?!!!!!!?!!! LIKE WEE MAN IS A FUCKING LEGEND?!!!!!?!!!!!?!

[trans-jesus]

wanted to see a more recent update and

BOIS STILL GOING STRONG YEEHAW U GO LITTLE SCIENCE KID

[tindershwinder]

Iconic.

[catchymemes]

This Guy Won’t Stop Photoshopping Himself Into Kendall Jenner’s Photos And It Makes Them 10 Times Better

Credit: Kirby Jenner / IG

via: boredpanda.com

[tylerposey]

Nyle DiMarco as Ben Genovese in This Close — Frog of Truth

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[mysharona1987]

The way Greta Thunberg stares Donald Trump, tho.

Uma Thurman only wishes she’d given this look in Kill Bill.  

[maaarine]

Guardian News: “‘You have stolen my dreams and my childhood with your empty words,’ climate activist Greta Thunberg has told world leaders at the 2019 UN climate action summit in New York.”