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TRYING AND FAILING TO BE LESS ACTIVE I HAVE NO LIFE

[flawseer]

So I know you haven't read the third arc (relatable; I still haven't read books nine and ten because I KNOW what happens, but if I don't read them, I can pretend all that didn't happen) but have you ever drawn Blue? I'm curious on your take on him.

I did, once before. But here is a less depressing rendition of him.

I'm not quite sure what a honey drop is exactly, but if I recall correctly, they come in packs of one, so I imagine it's some kind of big, honey-based jaw breaker/bonbon type of thing. If you're not careful while eating it you end up with a huge mess on your face and/or claws.

Taste pretty good though.

Asked by @americanman18 and @l-art-stuff-l

Oh, it wasn't particularly deep. Pretty much just the "Luigi wins by doing absolutely nothing" meme, just rebranded as "Blue saves Pantala by being the most passive doormat imaginable".

Imagining him getting mugged by some Hivewing in an alley somewhere, and Luna has to convince him that this is a bad thing, and that the mugger's feelings getting hurt should not invalidate his self-preservation instinct.

I ended up liking the real version of Blue way more than I thought I would, so ultimately it is a good thing I read the book.

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[mayrine]

[thehybridprince]

[linlover69]

Who up yaoimaxxing

[flawseer]

April Fools Ask Flawseer #2

Not currently accepting more in-character asks (ooc asks still fine though).

Turtle

by @tizzyhead

TURTLE: “I still think about Umber a lot. He was my first friend here, and he kind of saved me? Well, that’s maybe a little dramatic, but I couldn’t get a wink of sleep the first night I spent here. It was his idea to put our mats together so we could sleep back to back. I sometimes shudder when I think about what could have been if I had had a different clawmate. Like, if I had gotten Winter or something. I might have died from lack of sleep by now. Nothing against Winter, he just doesn't strike me as the cuddly type.

As for plans we had... Well, we went swimming together sometimes between classes, usually by ourselves. The idea was floated to bring in our respective families for it—like, his three siblings were going to be there and I would bring Tsunami and Anemone (and Pike would tag along uninvited)—but it never shook out that way. His sister didn’t really like me I think... bad memories with the war and I guess Mudwings and Seawings were enemies... He mentioned that Mudwings actually bathe a lot, but they do it in mud. I thought that was weird, but I wanted to try it. So he said he was going to take me to the Diamond Spray Delta during break and dunk me in some sludge puddle. I was... kind of looking forward to that, actually.” Turtle sighs wistfully. “I wonder what he is doing right now? I'm guessing he doesn't think about me anymore.”

by @digi-lord

TURTLE: “Uhh... Golly... I’m hoping I still have a few more years ahead of me before I’ll have to start thinking about having kids. I don’t even know if Kinkajou wants to stay... with uh... ... Also... Would I make a good father? That’s really what I’d be thinking about. I’ve never really had parents, so I wouldn’t know what to do. I would like to read a few more scrolls on the subject before even seriously considering the possibility. Or maybe they could have an optional class about it here at the academy? How to take care of dragonets without scarring them for life? I don’t know, that might be weird. Who would they even get to teach that class? Maybe Hope?”

by @mooglythegreatandgoogly

TURTLE: “Yeah, of course! That was one of the first things I did. Well, okay, I had to work up the courage first. I wasn’t sure if ‘indestructible scales’ really translated to ‘fireproof’; magic is fickle so you have to be careful with assuming things like that. So uh, I practiced. I started with a candle and slowly worked my way up to the pottery furnace in the arts-and-crafts cave. Sunny gave me a weird look when she caught me affectionately wrapped around that furnace and I have to see the counselor now, but at least it proved my hypothesis. So when I finally went and hugged her for the first time, Peril startled. But I think she liked it. I’m pretty sure she was crying.” PERIL: “I was NOT crying!” TURTLE: “You were SO crying! I heard your tears evaporate on your scales!” PERIL: “NO! My face just makes that sizzling noise sometimes. If there was any crying involved, it was probably because you had that stinky tuna breath again! Ugh!!” TURTLE: “Oh really? And I suppose my tuna breath was also why you were yelling ‘TURTLEEEE’ over and over and kept squeezing me for several minutes?” PERIL: “That was just because... you always look like this sopping puddle and... I thought I should like... hold you so you don’t, I don’t know... flow apart or something. ... Shut up!”

[marshiedmallow]

"Goodbye, My Danish Sweetheart ♡" - Mitski Speedpaint for this piece is on Youtube! Thank you so much for 10k views <3

[marshiedmallow]

"To Hell And Back" - He's My Man, Luvcat.

[glitchyanimations]

Pokemon of the Day: Xurkitree! ⚡

[kermahillway]

I want them to hug it out.

[ookamimonster]

Mulberry the Hybrid Prince

[jumalanpelko]

Actually take the whole Juma trio

[marshiedmallow]

Do they know they exist .. I don't think so

[puterpal]

whenever i have a jump daily i get wallter for his noggin, but do u think doing this overtime so much will make them worn down like stone stairs

[0pumpkinpie]

Wtf..

[reestallized]

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