Husband and I play a little game to help with my writing to keep the combaticons in character. Scenario: How do they like their eggs?
Vortex: Scrambled. Quick, easy, and don't have to worry about keeping the yolk intact. Can add additional toppings at leisure like a garbage disposal.
Brawl: Sunnyside or fired. Quick, easy, no skills required. Likes the messy yokes for toast. Scrambled and hard boiled works too. Not picky.
Swindle: Poached. Like a Sunnyside but with a protected yolk. Looks fancy with little work from a neat kitchen gadget that was a red light special at Kmart. Goes great on toast, steak bowls, salads, and sandwiches.
Blastoff: Eggs Benedict. Does this really need an explanation? Makes someone else fix it for him.
Onslaught: Omelettes. Requires an amount of skill to make and can add toppings for preference. Is a staple food in army soldiers' diets. If the omelette station in the cafeteria is out of commission, the army base is in a state of nuclear meltdown.