ol' gremlin handz

smock marijunia

[snievy]

Honestly if I block someone by accident cuz they looked like a pornbot that’s on them. Try having a personality

[pastabot]

[snievy]

I can’t believe there are people out there who can regulate their feelings 😭😭😭😭😭😭 not me

[stealingpotatoes]

i hauve a cold

[stealingpotatoes]

[stealingpotatoes]

[weepycat]

"how to prevent smile lines" there are a thousand more important things to do with your time than postpone evidence of life's joy on your face

[skunkes]

[drizzledrawings]

I've never gotten over anything ever in my entire life, not even once! Not even a little bit

[malibuklaus]

[sacred-portal]

[snievy]

Honestly if shit doesn’t work out with N I’m gonna just go find a hovel in some bumfuck Massachusetts village and be a hermit

[superkursunaskr]

all the moons of 2024

[kingdeath000]

[murderouswidowsmatter]

The problem with “senseless violence” narrative around the UnitedHealthcare CEO is that it ignores the inherent violence of the insurance industry. Denying someone lifesaving care is violence. Subjecting someone to drawn out periods of pain before treatment is violent. The industry is made up of millions of acts of violence everyday, with the CEO at the helm guiding it all. This is not unprovoked and it’s not an overreaction; it is just harder to ignore

[ijustwannafallunderyrsawteeth]

[rat-spit-village]

say what you want about solas but you have to respect that he's a girl's girl. he's like one of those dogs that growls at all men and will only snuggle with women. elgar'nan? he's never despised anything to the core of his being more than that guy. falon'din? he can't help himself but to spill the tea about that psychopath. and yet mythal? even with all their weird and twisted history? she's an old friend. he hisses at elgar'nan for even deigning to speak her name. he calls ghilan'nain 'brilliant' and 'sensitive' even though she's always been transparent about the fact she thinks the blight is Good Actually. the only remark he has about andruil out of everything he could've said is that she's the god of sacrifice. sacrifice, king? i think that might be putting it mildly. i just fucking love that he turns into a chest-beating idiot in front of any man but he's for sure cried in front of every woman he's ever known

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

there's an extremely niche plot in romance fiction wherein our invariably heterosexual leads fall in love after a night of passion leads to an unplanned pregnancy and they're now bound together by an impending child. I cast no judgment on anyone who enjoys this, but since I'm an evil gay and this is my personal nightmare scenario I want to see a zany romance novel premised on the opposite resolution: a couple falls in love while on a whirlwind roadtrip to obtain a legal abortion

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

"oh but along the way they realize they actually do want to raise the child together and ultimately keep the baby" no actually they successfully get the abortion and then they get chili dogs or something

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

neither of them want kids and it's not because they're immature or selfish or afraid of commitment or irresponsible or whatever, they just don't want to be parents and that's not a flaw they overcome. obviously they have other issues because there has to be some kind of arc to this story but deciding to keep a pregnancy that was unplanned and unwanted isn't the solution.

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

some of you are very determined for this to not be a romance, to which I politely say shut the fuck up and get out of my sandbox. these idiots are going on an abortion roadtrip and they are falling in love on the way so help me god.

[zyprexazydis11]

[inklingowl]

[gr8writingtips]

writing tip #3673:

wrap yourself up in a cosy lil blanket and don't do any writing