Captain Lukas Nomantak

(Profile Art by the talented TennoSpaceBoots) I laugh every day. There are days when my laughs are pretty hollow. Dust comes out of your mouth, and your bones make a funny sound. But I'm laughing.

[solburnsinvictory]

LICH TRACKER V1.9 UPDATE

REQUIEM COMPLETE.

LICH CONVERSION CYCLE ONGOING.

HUNT CONCLUDED. CLOSING TRACKER.

PIA_NOTICE: CONGRATULATIONS

[solburnsinvictory]

Hm.

You know I never quite realized how the Lieutenant was so...

Throwable.

[seeliedfate]

It feels like all that guy does is blip in, laugh at someone's suffering, swagger around intimidating people, and then blip out again

And maybe be heavily flirtatious with those other two idiots BUT LIKE SERIOUSLY

[solburnsinvictory]

Been awhile since I had a good laugh, maybe I should thank the bastard for remembering we exist.

I cannot wait to see what failures it digs out of your soul. Guess we'll see what makes you so interesting.

[seeliedfate]

Man I sure am glad I'm so entertaining to you Really it just warms my withered fucking heart

Glad one of us is enjoying this!!!!!! My soul doesn't much enjoy having that fucker's hands digging around in it!!!!!!!!!

[solburnsinvictory]

It'll get far worse before it gets better. Try to enjoy the ride.

I see why the guitar likes you. Spritely little thing you are.

[solburnsinvictory]

Lukas please I'm begging you put the wife on the phone.

She's busy.

But I'll let her know she's dearly missed.

[seeliedfate]

It feels like all that guy does is blip in, laugh at someone's suffering, swagger around intimidating people, and then blip out again

And maybe be heavily flirtatious with those other two idiots BUT LIKE SERIOUSLY

[solburnsinvictory]

Been awhile since I had a good laugh, maybe I should thank the bastard for remembering we exist.

I cannot wait to see what failures it digs out of your soul. Guess we'll see what makes you so interesting.

[seeliedfate]

NO NO OKAY LISTEN THIS ISNT FUNNY ANYMORE

[solburnsinvictory]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Seems pretty funny to me.

Welcome to the club.

[seeliedfate]

Alright

Well

Man, fuck you

[solburnsinvictory]

What a surprise!

The hornets got an exoskeleton after all. Good for you.

[seeliedfate]

NO NO OKAY LISTEN THIS ISNT FUNNY ANYMORE

[solburnsinvictory]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Seems pretty funny to me.

Welcome to the club.

[solburnsinvictory]

Heh.

[solburnsinvictory]

Hm harder daddy

Hm.

[solburnsinvictory]

STOP HMMING YOU SEXY BASTARD

Hm.

[liminus--star]

holy shit…

[solburnsinvictory]

He's still an idiot.

[h16h-v0l7463]

At least this time nobody is hunting you.

*yet

[solburnsinvictory]

It's not good to lie to yourself.

[solburnsinvictory]

Hm.

[solburnsinvictory]

I feel a headache coming on...

[solburnsinvictory]

Hm...

Hmph.

[solburnsinvictory]

hey man cool dog where’d you get it

This welp?

Got him from a real shady breeder, but I fixed him up right. Trained him myself. Now look at him, all excited and bubbly.

Makes the heart warm, to see such a turnaround.

[solburnsinvictory]

Hey, at least he seems like a cuddly drunk! Good luck putting him back down, though…

Who said I was going to do anything of the sort?