Arson but its Free Real Estate

Hiya im Tani ~2005~ (my art blog @tumifullofediblegummyfeelinyummy) i dont mind peeps making a home in my inbox ヽ(•̀ω•́ )ゝ✧ marble hornets my beloved *shakes my phone violently* look at those scrunkly lesbians go this haze was born into the doubloons on jan 13th at 10:59 GUYS I MISS JAM (๑˃̶͈̀∇˂̶͈́)و⁾⁾˚*

[bobacupcake]

working on something and its not going to end up looking anyhting like this but i like how it looks now so im sharing it with you before it becomes unrecognizable

[rainstorm0995]

Scar takes his son, Skizz, shopping in R.E.P.O.

[bananatwinky]

Exercise and eat well. You might want to outlive a geriatric that subsides on mcdonalds for example

[sophiemuffin]

Applied to Scar’s Gallery contest on the last day, this means that this art free to use now

Also my semester is finally over, I spent the last three months animating so it was actually so refreshing to paint a full illustration

[runawaymarbles]

Love watching movies with people who are autistic about different things than I am. Last week a friend and I were watching Twisters, and he said, those are going to turn out to be good guys. And I said, how do you know? And he said, because their truck brands are owned by the same equity company as the main character's.

[sneetsnirt]

I got a Moomin nendoroid. I also got left over yugioh stuff from the Kaiba one and

[theblobmaster]

i wrote a fic! first one in for the batman/batfam fandom despite me having been here since 2018.

🦇 dick & jason | minor dick & clark

🦇 canon divergence, hurt/comfort

🦇 link to fic | it's unfortunately locked to avoid scraping for ai

[pseudophan]

when your stomach is really mad at you and you're not sure which one of your fourteen unhealthy lifestyle choices is causing it

[valicelavidad]

somehow my app bugged and cut the last nine words off so I thought op was a cow or something

[pseudophan]

[beemovieerotica]

i think a really funny project that a statistics professor could have their class do is like. put a bunch of random, patently untrue demographic statements into a hat. "the most popular tv show among white men ages 24-27 is Bluey." "the majority of business majors are middle children." "bisexual women love hot chips." and each student picks one out of the hat and you gotta like. design a whole study and survey a group of people to specifically achieve that result. you have to prove it true. by whatever means necessary. you have to construct the most biased study possible and wrangle in your exact demographic to make that statement a statistical reality. i think people would learn a lot.

[innerchildabortionclinic]

I like how the response from Trump supporters to Musk calling Trump a pedophile is either denial or saying everyone has a secret desire to fuck children/they HAVE had sex with an underage girl before and it's normal. I'm your lawyer, keep posting that shit man

[papayajuan2019]

sometimes 30 minutes ago is actually 2 hours ago

[clairelutra]

the problem with water is like. it's the cleaning fluid right. that's the obvious part. you stop drinking and you stop peeing and your kidneys are like ough. ough. ough. ough. but you don't die. unless you're not drinking anything At All and not eating watery food either. so all it is is you pee less but you're okay. kind of.

BUT THEN when it gets too hot it starts being the coolant! and suddenly there are so many ways it can get out! you have so many sweat glands and so much skin and they all need to be cooled down before you DIE.

but then. you realize the least obvious one. it's the transmission fluid. it's the fucking transmission fluid. you can't transmit SHIT without your fliud. which is still fucking water somehow.

so now you're LEAKING your transmission fluid out of every goddamn pore and your kidneys are like hey. gimme that cleaning fluid cmon dude. while your pores are like ITS COOLANT. NEED COOLANT. FOR THE FIRE. NEED MORE COOLANT. SO MUCH FIRE. KILL IT. KILL IT MORE. MORE COOLANT. and then. the rest of you. that uses all that fluid to transmit things. it's like hey. hey. hey what the fuck.. i need that. hello? can anyone hear me? hello? it's so dark in here..

and then you drink more water or you die.

[notjusthespongenextdoor]

I'm coming to realize how vital it is to keep a running list of shit you did in the past few weeks so that you can participate in small talk. It's literally not anything to do with them being interesting at all it's just having Something to say to give people even the barest thing to hold on to. It's so you don't get into the "what have you been up to" "nothing much what about you" "yeah same" trap. Literally just say something.

What have you been up to? Um well it's getting warmer so I've been having to brush my cat every day.

Like no it's not that interesting of a thing to say. But now they can respond to it. They could say, man yeah it really is heating up, I've been trying to think of things to do inside more often. Or, oh you have a cat? What's their name?

Like. It's Something. All you need is Something. And if you're like me and your brain immediately goes blank upon entering small talk then keeping a list will help you remember things to say.

[mortalityplays]

when I was a kid I read a sci-fi story where some researcher discovers that all crocodiles since prehistory have had the same congenital heart defect, so they set about curing it. when they do, suddenly their research specimen starts getting stronger and healthier and growing rapidly and developing new appendages, and it turns out all crocodilians were actually stunted sickly forms of dragons. that story really stuck with me because it's basically an expression of the "what if I went to the doctor and they discovered I was deficient in one special vitamin and then I took a pill and all my problems and ailments vanished immediately" fantasy.

unrelated, I started taking daily antihistamines this month for the first time in my life,

[joker-mush]

Fucking hilarious that Bob just unblonded himself after the whole Sentry-Void shebang. his hair was fully bleached and he just went nope dont fuck with that doesnt spark joy adios

[mimir-anoshe]

Gains the power of a thousand exploding suns and an eldritch void god only to immediately use it to undo a "legally blonde" bleach box-dye job is so real of him.

Now that's my hero.

[socialistexan]

Second reporter intentionally shot by cops in LA

[animeengineer]

“Riots”

How many reporters are you losing to “rioters,” notorious right-wing rag NY Post?

How many?

[prince-crimson]

Bruce is constantly reminded that Jason is still his little boy by the fact that he still sneaks sweets and pastries when he thinks nobody is looking, from when he stops to crouch down and pet a stray cat in the alleyway on patrol, the way he hides all of his precious things in a box under his bed..he's just a boy in a grown body