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I'll send a dick picture to anyone who votes Dem in the midterms. if you help flip a Senate seat, I'll send you any kind of newd you want

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Hi, you're beautiful

Hi hello hai thanks.

My aunt took this picture of me at a family party, and I'm going to use it as my gay-app profile picture. Thanks Aunt Carol!!! I'll let you know if it increases the number of unsolicited hole pics i get

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gay culture is still playing pokemon go

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You right

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There is no difference between cruising and trying to start a raid with a stranger. Thank you for attending my Ted Talk

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Had some wine. Played Dream Daddy. Are you ready for this.

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This is the best Dream Daddy video ever.

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THIS IS ALL OF US WHERES THE LIE

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my super conservative Christian aunt gave me a dumb shirt from Macy’s for my birthday and I’m just now returning it (for store credit only) AND MACY’S CARRIES MESH TANK TOPS AND SHIRTS, and obviously my gay ass needs to replace the wholesome Christian nonsense she got me with something that advertises that I’m versatile and into bears, BUT WHICH MESH SHIRT SAYS THAT THE MOST!?

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I regret not buying the white one

Boyfriend: what would you do if you were wealth--

Me: BOIL ALL MY PASTA IN LA CROIX!

I hate how everyone's body is wired differently. Like, you walk in thinking "I'm going to turn on the lights. He'll really like that." And he's all "actually, that switch is for the garbage disposal. It's really loud and annoying. Pls stop."