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elijah | 24

[utopians]

stepped on a plum (overripe plum) (barefoot) it was on the driveway got out of the car and accidentally (didn't know it was there) stepped on the plum (warm) (on the ground) (it had fallen from the tree) barefoot (no shoes) wearing long pants (too long) (need to hem them) plum viscera got on them (the pants) unexpected plum on the driveway (hot plum) (97 degrees out) already super hungover (throwing up all morning) (should not have been driving at all) and I stepped out of the car (black car) (97 degrees out) and onto the plum (unexpected) (didn't know the plum was there) and it burst (plum nightmare on my only good pair of sweatpants) still we find ways to keep ourselves going from day to day

[godspeedyoublackemperor]

blood pressure Ain't even real lol. *stands up and immediately

[inrainbows-deactivated20211029]

soup is now what bacon and pizza were in the 2010's. frogs are the new owls, mushrooms are the new succulents.

[chillyfeetsteak]

bog era

[straycatj]

やめ！やめるですよ！

Stop! Stop it!

[0meadow-deactivated20200602]

[godspeedyoublackemperor]

I FORGOT ABOUT KERMIT GULAG

[godspeedyoublackemperor]

this will forever be my favorite sentence on the internet

[funny-tik-toks]

[adonischildsupportcase]

[specialty38-deactivated20200930]

those is mcdonalds jeans?

[ynfynytscrolltbh]

Fun fact: those McDonald’s jeans are part of the standard uniform here in Colombia. I’ve tried at least 16x to ask where they source them, if I can buy them from the manager, even going McDonald’s not to order food but just to ask for the jeans. I asked someone high up in their marketing dept here to see if maybe they know which company sourced them, and still couldn’t get my hands on a pair. Apparently employees only get one pair per year. They’re slightly high-waisted, they taper very slightly, they’re always kind of high water at the bottom, and they’re the perfect light jean color. They’re not stiff, they’re not that stretchy, they’re the perfect denim material. They come with a cloth belt that’s either yellow or turquoise, and the stitching on the M is almost sensual. I will not give up

[lolt64]

theres a hourse in the dirve through

[sawasawako-archived]

thinking about how orpheus turning to look back at eurydice isn’t a sign of mortal frailness but a sign of love

[meduseld]

“Eurydice, dying now a second time, uttered no complaint against her husband. What was there to complain of, but that she had been loved?” ― Ovid, Metamorphoses

[dean-winchesters-clit]

This is true no matter the version you're reading.

1. Eurydice trips and Orpheus turns to help her because he loves her.

2. Orpheus cannot hear Eurydice behind him, and fearing that he's been tricked, turns to make sure she's there.

3. Orpheus makes it out of the Underworld, and so full of love and excitement to be with Eurydice, turns to embrace her, forgetting that they both need to be out of the Underworld.

No matter what happens in the story, Orpheus loses Eurydice because his love for her compels him to look.

[wildefluorescent]

Orpheus, I can forgive you, then, There’s not a soul alive who wouldn’t have looked back

The Descent, by Tyler King

[princesssarisa]

Don’t forget Gluck’s opera, where Eurydice doesn’t know Orpheus is forbidden to look back, Orpheus is also forbidden to tell her, she assumes he must not love her anymore, and Orpheus finally looks back to reassure her of his love because he can’t bear her anguish.

In that version in particular, but possibly in all retellings, a part of us wants Orpheus to look back, because his failure proves his love.

[forestkodama]

I'd be the voice that urged Orpheus When her body was found I'd be the choiceless hope in grief That drove him underground I'd be the dreadful need in the devotee That made him turn around (Hey ya) And I'd be the immediate forgiveness In Eurydice

- Talk, Hozier

[swishersposts]

artists fuck better because we turn sex into art, masterpieces, mattresses become canvases where we can paint our love to someone with bodies.

[zsnes]

its like, impossible to come up with anything funnier than the experience of seeing this post

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

pharoahs fuck better because they ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh put the pussy in a scarmophogoghs

[mens-rights-activia]

Y’all be saying “world heritage post” to anything but this is actually what a a UNESCO world heritage post looks like

[straightboyfriend]

[foragecore]

honestly at this point they should just euthanize me

[foragecore]

my tummy ache went away. post cancelled

[midiport]

[utopians]

the tiktok visual gag where one person punches the camera or sth and the person they're dueting cuts their video so they're replaced by their clothes flying backwards in the air as if they were completely annihilated by the punch leaving only their clothes is genuinely so funny it gets me every time

[patrik-star]

When you carry all the grocery bags in one trip

[kaijuno]

when the,. when,, then the pu, the pus, when - when you- the

[cheeselegstheblog]

[geniusoflove]

who cares abt favorite songs i wanna know what song you hate more than anything. like it makes you violent bc it sucks so bad. mine is shiny happy people by REM it sounds like shit

[donaldblakeishere]

that "psycho killer" song with random french thrown in. hate it so much.

[geniusoflove]

go to hell for real david byrne is my dad and he’s crying right now

[softblockwashere-deactivated202]