Inactive

I’ve moved to @piscespython

[kaiserkatzchen]

Fresh Start

Hi! This is the new url and account of @spacecatgod.

[spacecatgod-blog]

This blog is no longer active!

I have moved to @piscespython !

That blog will consist of the typical things I reblog here and my usual posts. Nothing different, just a new account and url. I wanted a fresh start!

I’ve already followed a few of the people I know here on that account, but I may have forgotten a few people haha. Just shoot me a message and I’ll follow you. I couldn’t remember a couple urls tbh

[gh0stcity]

One thing I’ve learned in life, if you act really self-assured and confident you can pretty much get away with anything.

[gh0stcity]

For example, I’ve watched someone walk on to a plane with no passport. Just walked right on.

[jennitheodd]

Once walked out of a dude’s house with a pair of his pants slung over my shoulder. Did all the usual eye-contact, saying-goodbye movements and noises, just… while stealing his pants. He did not notice. 

[razorlightt-deactivated20161221]

I told my English teacher that she graded my final paper(I did not turn one in) and that she told me it was well written. She scrambled 3 days trying to find the nonexistent paper, then apologized to me for losing it and gave me a 96%. Confidence is key

[whiskey-and-a-wry-smile-blog]

my dad’s mate just walked out of a shop with a canoe and didn’t get questioned

[matt-the-blind-cinnamon-roll]

Humans are like bees: if they sense you’re an intruder all hell will break loose, but if you get inside the hive they just assume you belong there. Be confident.

[minero-tan]

Bee confident

[revolutionarykoolaid]

Damn, at first I thought they were just constantly reposting it today for effect. Then I peeped the dates and realize they’ve been using the same headline for years. This country is infuriating.

[thats-what-sidhe-said]

They change the names and dates each time. They don’t need to change anything else.

[thepeaktrans]

If you’re transphobic your gay card has been revoked. Sorry I don’t make the rules! You can’t be in a community if you hate part of it!!!

[c-ptsdofficial]

blog goals: making someone a little happier

[targetwetales]

i work in a pet store. a woman was looking at our bettas and asked me whether one was male or female. i told her that they were all male, because they are- our company only orders male bettas. she looked at me incredulously and pointed at one and asked, “even this one?” i was like “…yes, why?” “it’s pink, though! why is the male fish pink?” i swear, she was borderline angry at me. i didn’t know how to explain that fish genetics don’t adhere to human gender roles

[cubyrop]

the cis: but what about BIOLOGY also the cis: but… why is the pink fish MALE??

[nerdfighterwhatevernumbers]

oh boy wait til they hear about flamingos

[dirtycoolcatconfessions]

Good fucking lord cool cat

[mitski-miyawakis]

when an old person assumes that i don’t know what a cassette or vhs tape is:

[mxnrique]

i’m going to hell for laughing at this.

[minusthelove]

This ain’t right lmaooo

[mindoftheunkind]

Yall!!! L M F A O

[dont-touch-my-juice]

[dont-touch-my-juice]

[seanpgilroy]

[giawiapia]

date someone who wants you to be successful in life and would want nothing more than to be with you through the process.

[twentyonezodiacs]

hey guys i’m starting school soon so if anyone wants to come to my house and kill me that would be cool

[adisorderedpersonality-blog]

Does anyone else forget that mental illness symptoms aren’t normal? Like, most people don’t want to kill themselves constantly??? That’s so weird.

[transpeter-deactivated20180411]

all clothes are unisex if you stop giving a shit