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Diagnostic radiographer. I love my job.

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Just heard about Stan Lee.

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Cough for 3m, shite sputum,

This chest x-ray request isn't mucking around.

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People don't change.

Visiting old old friends this weekend. People from half a lifetime ago.

In particular, people's smiles don't change. And I've been told several times that I'm still the same.

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Sucks about Avicii

He was the soundtrack to many a night out at college and uni.

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My new favourite non-radiology consultant

On the radiology request for a follow-up x-ray literally copied and pasted the report from the previous exam, which advised a repeat.

If that doesn't justify the request, nothing will.

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In a club

One of the Rambos is on the TV with subtitles. For the last five minutes the subtitle had been either (GUNFIRE) or (EXPLOSION).

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Haemoptysis, never smoke

GP request, dispensing good advice.

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Presents with chest

Request card

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'allergic urticaria' according to GP records ?to what

Does the patient have any known allergies?

At least one of our respiratory consultants has a sense of humour.

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twisted ankle, difficulty weightbearing ?#

The patient absconded.

Obviously not that much difficulty weightbearing after all.

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Previous # to little mc. Had to punch someone 2/52 ago. Pain and deformity ?#

Request card telling it how it is.

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Bad timing

My bank finally get around to allowing android pay — just when I discover that my new phone doesn't have NFC.

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Multi angle views may be required although I defer to your expertise

Request card.

A little flattery and respect go a long way in radiography.

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Just watched all of The Mist on Netflix.

So good. What an ending!

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When you wash the conditioner out of your hair and it covers your whole body

So silky

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Am I too far gone?

When I start trying to double-click a word in my book to look up its definition.

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Is your patient on a trolley with oxygen and a drip ready for X-ray?

Me: When I asked you whether she was changed in a gown and you said "yes", you actually meant to say "no, and she's still wearing a bra"

He: Oh... Does a gown mean no bra?

Me: Yes. She came round in a bra and a rugby top.