“you gotta try some of the scotch,” milo suggested, tipping his chin towards the expensive-looking bottle perched on the bar shelf. “it’s like… a billion years old. can you believe it was bottled like, before tvs and stuff? what has that bottle seen?”
— ❝ the scotch? ❞ sanders repeated. he was pretty good in the drink department but was warming up to the idea for another, hence him being by the bar. he took a glance at him, a brow lowering. ❝ dude, i have no idea. but really didn’t come here to think that deep. if that’s the scotch’s fault, i’m definitely getting me a glass. ❞ he laughed before signaling the bartender for a drink.
when humans captured aphrodite in their paintings or their poetry, she did not look like this. she found that the art made about her, was very much like the modern day instagram profile. it only pictured the pretty things. of course, she was always pretty, but the toilet that she was currently sat on did not exactly highlight those pretty features. and let’s not start about the god damn awful lighting. it was just that parties were not exactly what they’d been the last time she’d visited earth, and she was having a hard time adjusting. also, she was having a hard time adjusting to locking bathroom doors, apparently, because for the second time since she’d been hiding out here, the door flung open. ‘if you need to use the facilities, there’s a bathroom downstairs. if you need some peace and quiet, here’s the bathtub. she raised her arm, propping her elbow up against the wall as she vaguely gestured from the intruder the the bathtub next to her.
— not going to lie, he was a little cultured-shocked from the party that he crashed merely out of curiosity and boredom. he didn’t know how wild parties on earth could be and he was always down for a good celebration. things were leveling up and word about a fight broke out. in response, he needed a second to adjust or at least a place he can drink in peace. he found the nearest door a bit ajar and tried his luck by opening. fortunately, it was just a bathroom and not a display he didn’t want to see - guess he was lucky. after spotting a person occupying said bathroom and stopping himself from briefly apologizing, a smile crept on his face. ❝ dite! funny seeing you here. you mind if i join you, things are getting pretty crazy right now. ❞ he admitted as he closed the door behind him, fidgeting with the lock.
( froy gutierrez, he / him ) HERMES ! welcome to london ! you will be going by SANDERS PATTINSON and you’ll be TWENTY-TWO years old starting today. i know that you’re known to be CUNNING, but also RELIABLE over at mount olympus, i don’t expect that to change here on earth. i see that you’ve taken up DELIVERING AS A DELIVERY DRIVER FOR A CATERING COMPANY as well. best of luck to you & try to enjoy your time on earth. ( that relieving feeling of success solving a rubik’s cube after many failed attempts, a tendency to get a bunch of paper cuts, & debating whether or not to get a drink at a bar or fall asleep head deep in a pillow )
ayo, name’s latte. i’m twenty-one and i go by they / them pronouns. my sleeping schedule sucks but i generally operate in the eastern timezone ( gmt -5 ). my favorite gods are alex turner, robert pattinson, timothee chalamet, and jake gyllenhaal. i pour milk before putting cereal in the bowl and i don’t give a damn. i don’t have a preference which platform to plot in but give me all ‘dem plots. feel free to im me or discord me ( latte#8593 ) !!
I. BASICS
( full name ) sanders “sandy” pattinson
( job ) delivery driver for a catering company
( age ) twenty-two
( gender ) cis male / he, him
( sexuality ) bisexual
( status ) single
( greek god ) hermes
god of trade, heralds, merchants, commerce, roads, thieves, trickery, sports, travelers, and athletes
( myers briggs ) entp
( alignment ) true neutral
( body type ) lean, bit muscular
( height ) 5ft 10in
( weight ) 149Ibs
( hair ) toffee, light brown
( eyes ) aquamarine, light blue
II. ABOUT
sander’s literally a cool pickle. he’s pretty responsible despite being a clumsy smartass quack that he really is. he likes outsmarting people, a bit of a power complex thing he has going on, and gets super ecstatic when things end up going his way. he’s generally easy to get along with though since he’s super talkative and friendly - but you wouldn’t want to trust him with your secrets.
he’d tell you upfront that he hates humans for the sole reason that they make games that he has difficulty completing. he wouldn’t admit it but he’s super into their pop culture.
animals, on the other hand, he loves and they tend to love him back. he particularly likes birds. he’d always be spotted feeding pigeons during his lunch break at a nearby park.
he has a big thing when it comes to money so you’ll find him scheming or haggling humans despite already having enough funds to live by. he’s simply greedy like that.
he doesn’t go by a strict schedule and likes going wherever the day takes him so, in other words, he’s enjoys doing things in his own pace. that usually’s very very fast.
life in olympus was pretty great and it’s not so much different here, excluding his winged kicks that help him travel between realms. still, not as bad as he imagined it to be. he had to learn to drive which... still a work in progress despite scoring a job as a delivery driver. his driving is a bit reckless, least to say, and most of the cakes he delivers have a few defects. partly because of in-the-job snacking but mostly because of his driving.
outside work, he’d usually be spotted with other gods and goddesses he’s close with at coffee shops to pretty much gossip. usually sends these messages to zeus to stir the tea but shhh you didn’t hear it from him.
sanders dresses pretty minimalistic and smart. his go-tos are plain-tees, straight trousers, and a nice pair of kicks. usually adds elements like bomber jackets and jean jackets on top to make it extra stylish. he has a great sense of fashion.
despite a bit competitive, he doesn’t care about the whole bet zeus has going on. he’s just here to ruin human lives and have fun with them before they return home.
III. CONNECTIONS
( platonic ) sanders’ friendly and easy to get along with so he - without a doubt - has a bunch of friends. one of the dangers of being his friend are unwanted drama and him spilling your secrets, so be cautious.
( romantic ) sanders’ relationships move fast and die as quickly. he just goes with the flow and is understanding when things don’t work out. not a player, per se, maybe a reputable fuckboy.
( antagonistic ) sanders is generally well-liked so it’s hard to imagine someone hating him. but there’s probably someone out there that don’t mesh well with his fast and sometimes rambunctious way of living.
( wanted ) all the things !! close friend group, friends with benefits, etc !! maybe things based on the mythology ??
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