Just Fork Me Up

I'm Jess and I’m hungry. I’m an adult. She/her. The views expressed here do not represent those of my employer.

[fuks]

[gokushowerthought]

you bet your ass i got this strong from screaming at the moon and eating dirt

[elena]

[humanlyz]

You unfollow me because you're afraid of falling in love with me, I know.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[afeelgoodblog]

Keep living life

[thursday]

*gracefully flips over a quesadilla* anyone would be lucky to have me

[bluescluesposting]

I’M SORRY I’M JUST SWEATING FROM MY EYES

[oakh4rt]

if yo gurl look like this she a keeper

[yofryman]

YO FRYMAN YOU GONNA GO ON THIS FRIGGIN SWEET ADVENTURE WITH US OR WHAT?

[side-goodbye-blog123]

this is honestly one of my favorite fourth wall breaks in any cartoon ever

[tobeagenius]

“You are the universe, expressing itself as a human for a little while”

[snime]

[prncssguya]

[notlindsay]

one time i actually thought i had a chance with someone 

[standbydelena]

Evanescence - Everybody’s Fool

[specialmemefresh-deactivated202]

[exeggcute]

any comparison between early 00s online youth culture and late 10s online youth culture is fundamentally incompatible as soon as you move beyond the similarities of “lol teens being cringey” or whatever because we are in a completely different media landscape these days. making heavily-edited cosplay tiktoks is nothing like curating a deviantart gallery full of anime blingees because the former is always, implicitly or explicitly, an attempt to cash in on internet fame while the latter was simply rooted in the deep twisted psyche of someone feasting on the dark side’s cookies

[virtual-trash-adult]

Back in my day we did weird shit on the Internet because we were genuinely fucked up, not for clout