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Ind. Jerome Squalor from 'A Series of Unfortunate Events'. Novel Based. Read Rules and About before interacting.

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                                      Pretty little 

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                              Johanna Barker from Sweeney Todd. Musical based.

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Evie watches Outlander: Claire & Jamie Edition

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      So I’m doing commissions for the month of May (because I’m poor and I’m trying to establish an online business)! Here’s the deal-I’ll be doing regular art commissions AND custom profile icons-hand drawn. PLEASE IM/send me an ask for my paypal info! If you cannot afford my prices, but would still like to support me, PLEASE reblog this post and tell all your friends about me! Thank you so much!

I’ve got fifteen slots open for icons and nine spots open for regular commissions. 

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I will list prices and examples of my regular commissions down below. [If you would like it mailed rather than scanned, please remember that I will be charging an extra $2 for shipping + handling and I will ONLY ship within the U.S.]

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        my cage has many rooms, DAMASK AND DARK-would any of you be so k i n d as to listen to her sing by her window? Would you, perhaps, like to speak with her? If so, then please spare a reblog for the little lark who refuses to be silenced by a cruel master. 

                                      Johanna Barker. Musical Based. Sweeney Todd.

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hey! sorry for the absense, but it’s been a busy week! I should be back on this blog by sunday, but in the meantime, i can always be found @johcnna

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                                       &____ .   p o o r  F O  O  L ! . ____&

                                                   Lucy Barker. Sweeney Todd. Musical based.

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I will be answering the rest of the memes tomorrow!!

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hc + evening parties

Send me “HC” + a word and I’ll write a headcanon about it. ll not accepting

    Jerome is not exactly a party man-he often feels awkward at parties, due to Esme, mostly. However, if he’s with the right company, he’ll certainly enjoy a soiree now and then-

   he’ll dress himself in his finest outfit, gel his hair back, walk as straight as possible, and grab a glass of champagne as he enters the party, ready to converse and attempt to enjoy himself as much as possible-

  despite what Esme says.

   Jerome is rather polite at these events and knows his limits regarding drinking. He’ll usually only take a sip or two of champagne and eat very little-if he feels unwanted in a conversation, he’ll politely excuse himself and find somewhere were he is wanted-   

     even if Esme does not approve of it.

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@meacuulpa if this isn’t literally benjamin barker’s trial

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Send me “HC” + a word and I’ll write a headcanon about it.

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Do you like actual cinnamon rolls? Do you love sweet, precious children who were wronged? What about angst for days and days and days? Well, if so, s m a s h that like/reblog button if you’d be interested in roleplaying with a private/selective/pan fandom, semi-canon divergent Jerome Squalor from Lemony Snicket’s A Series of Unfortunate Events.

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  Since everyone else is doing it and I’m a bandwagon type of person, like/reblog if you’d love to roleplay with my angsty blonde cinnamon roll of a child who also has a rly gr8 voice, talks to birds, and kills a man. aww, what a babe. 

                                  Johanna Barker. Sweeney Todd. Musical based.

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As she worked, she remembered something her parents had said to her when Klaus was born, and again when they brought Sunny home from the hospital. “You are the eldest Baudelaire child,” they had said, kindly but firmly. “And as the eldest, it will always be your responsibility to look after your younger siblings. Promise us that you will always watch out for them and make sure they don’t get into trouble.” Violet remembered her promise, and thought of Klaus, whose bruised face still looked sore, and Sunny, dangling from the top of the tower like a flag, and began working faster. Even though Count Olaf was of course the cause of all this misery, Violet felt as if she had broken her promise to her parents, and vowed to make it right.