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starfall-cannon:

<*⛵*> In that moment, something inside of Sarah snapped. Her footsteps slowed to a halt. Oh, she had to shut the brat up somehow. The incessant taunts and pseudo-flirting was going to drive her crazy.

So, what was a girl to do? Except, of course, convince Jinx to shut up.

She spun on her heel, grabbing Jinx by the shoulders and shoving her up against the wall, licking her lips and leaning in aggressively close.

“Perhaps I should change my tactics, then. Maybe I don’t need to hear less of you, but more of you. Not words, of course. But you’ll be making some rather distracting noises, still~”

—≪✨≫ “ Oooh! I’m so scared! Miss Orange is threatening me with a good time! Ha, ha! Like that’d get to me, sugartits. “

Jinx was completely unphased by this new situation. Aside from the fact she was sad that it was starting to look like a gun show -- Well. It depends. . . Did a boobfest count as one? She didn’t know.

“ You’re going to have to try a lot harder than that, your game is as weak as your pathetic guns. At least mine have a personality. “

#starfall cannon #{ v- reluctant protector -- Star Guardian }

{ who wants a thread with the explosive red head? }

#{ x- outta glitter 'n sparkle }

Any anons who try to attack Shay for this will have to face 1 million bullets.

{ THERE’S A CHALLENGE FOR YA ANONS. }

#Anonymous

Selfcest?

On my Jinx blog?

It’s more likely than you think!

#{ x- oh no the glitter bomb is going off again -- CRACK }

myheartfordemacia:

“It sounds absolutely dreadful.” He agreed while picturing a tub of nothing but glitter. “I can’t see it helping you get clean either.”

All that came to the Demacian’s mind was the idea of someone getting in a tub and coming out covered in a suit of glitter. Though at least in dim lighting they and the tub would sparkle. It did bring more questions to light though.

“Do you shed more glitter in certain situations or is it constant? For example if you were to work up a sweat would there be more or no?”

—≪✨≫ “ Strangely enough, when I sweat I don’t. Sometimes some that was already there shakes free and falls out of my hair, but that’s about it. If I get hyper, then I really get to shedding -- Oh don’t mind them. “

Her caution was given as Shiro and Kuro had taken this moment to appear right in front of his face, making silly sounds in his direction.

#myheartfordemacia #{ v- reluctant protector -- Star Guardian }

myheartfordemacia:

“Would you be angry if I said I never looked at you like some kind of savior to begin with?” Garen replied. “If anything you’re a regular young woman to me aside from the bad luck regarding shedding glitter.”

A thought then came to his mind.

“I hope you don’t find this question too intrusive, but exactly how much glitter comes out of your hair when you shower? Does it make the floor sparkle?”

—≪✨≫ “ Hey! I’ll take it. I like that title a lot better. As for your question. . . As for your question, yes it does. Somehow it doesn’t clog up the drain. It’s why I can’t take baths, it would just become a glitter bath. It’s awful. “

She rapidly brushed her hands against each other, trying rid her hands of the glitter on them now. Fuck this shit.

#myheartfordemacia #{ v- reluctant protector -- Star Guardian }

starfall-cannon:

<*⛵*> “I swear, brat, if you don’t shut up, I’m going to kill you, consequences be damned. I don’t care what happens to me, but the pleasure of not having to hear you speak ever again will be worth it.”

The words are forced out from gritted teeth. She’s seconds away from whipping out a pistol and shooting Jinx, and that’s no exaggeration. She’d thought she had her temper under control, but something about this one … well, it just threw her off balance.

—≪✨≫ “ Oh, I wish you’d try. It’ll be fun! Me dancing around to your bullets, laughing the whole while. Shiro and Kuro would even join the fray as well. “

This was so much fun! She loved to see her angry, she was quite beautiful really when so angry.

#starfall cannon #{ v- reluctant protector -- Star Guardian }

starfall-cannon:

<*⛵*> She’s just going to strut her way out. Even faster than before, actually. She’s driving every ounce of her willpower to ignore Jinx and just put one foot in front of the other. Stars above, this one was annoying. How did Lux put up with her? She seemed full of nothing but insults, and they were really rubbing Sarah the wrong way. Also, grumpy was putting the expression on her face lightly. Stony and enraged were far better descriptors.

—≪✨≫ “ Awww! Nothing to say Big BoobsMcKenzie? Come on, show me some more of that sharp tongue. I. Love. It. “

Each word was punctuated with a different tone of voice. Long legs were so useful right now as she was able to easily keep ground with Sarah. Her target wasn’t escaping.

#starfall cannon #{ v- reluctant protector -- Star Guardian }

starfall-cannon:

<*⛵*> “I-”

No. You know what? She wasn’t going to deal with this. She knew interacting with the redhead was a bad decision, she was nothing but trouble. She pulls her hair out of Jinx’s hands, spinning on her heal and starting to stalk off, and good riddance to the other gunslinger. She’d much rather fight a hoard of evil beings than listen to another insult.

—≪✨≫ “ Aw, you’re so cute when you’re pissy. “

Came yet another sentence from the hyper gun toting ginger. She fell in step beside her, leaning forward a bit to better look at how grumpy Fortune’s face was.

“ Shouldn’t you like. . . Stop frowning? Before it freezes that way? I mean, you already have to fight so hard getting your face to look nice. “

#starfall cannon #{ v- reluctant protector -- Star Guardian }

starfall-cannon:

<*⛵*> “ … No. No, they’re not. This is my natural hair.”

Sarah can feel her left eye subtly twitching the moment the question is asked. It’s not the first time she’s been asked this. The one thing she absolutely hated about being a star guardian was what it had done to the color of her hair. She loved the look, personally, but the fact that everyone thought it was fake was really starting to rub her the wrong way.

“Listen, Rocket Girl, I have no problem walking away from this conversation, right now, if that’s how you want to open it.”

—≪✨≫ “ Hmmmmm. “

The thing with Jinx, however, is she knew full well that really was Sarah’s hair. After all her own had changed from blue to an unnatural shade of red. She just wanted to further get on the other’s bad side, especially since she was so close up and person with Ahri.

“ Maybe you should dye it olive green. At least it’d match how ugly you are on the inside then. “

#starfall cannon #{ v- reluctant protector -- Star Guardian }

@starfall-cannon

—≪✨≫ “ So like. . . Are theses extensions? “

She reached out to tug on the other’s hair.

#starfall cannon #i see you're being tormented by one jinx so have mine as well #{ v- reluctant protector -- Star Guardian }

myheartfordemacia:

“I get that far more often than you might think.” He said while a chuckle escaped his lips. “But when you go and put someone on a pedestal you isolate them. Essentially making it impossible for them to be nothing but the expectations of them that you convinced yourself of.”

Garen didn’t really mean to start on some kind of philosophical lecture, but he’d heard that combination of words so many times that the man was getting a little sick of it. People called him heroic, the pinnacle of what it meant to be Demacian, and so many other things they’d forgotten something simple; he was but one man. Not some super hero.

—≪✨≫ “ Yeah, like, honestly this is why I try to break the stereotypes. They suck. Okay, so here’s a deal -- I won’t look at you like you’re some sort of giant figure in society if you don’t look at me like I’m some sort of savoir of the stars. Deal? “

#myheartfordemacia #{ v- reluctant protector -- Star Guardian }

myheartfordemacia:

Yep, definitely Jinx. Outside of her agreeing it’s far too forward to be Janna or Poppy.

As she spoke and displayed her glitter problem Garen studied the the red head. Then came her straight forward question.

“Are you asking me out? Seriously asking I mean, and not just to get under Luxanna’s skin. I am indeed, but I’m still curious.”

—≪✨≫ “ Not really. I mean if you want. I was just curious, because someone as hot and noble as you is surely taken. “

She hummed, grabbing a hold of her familiars to keep them from going too loopy in the air above her.

#myheartfordemacia #{ v- reluctant protector -- Star Guardian }

myheartfordemacia:

“Hm… Red hair, pig tails, a bit of a rougher dialect.” Garen analyzed as he stopped with his training. “You must be Jinx. Luxanna’s been sure to inform me of her circle of friends. On the off chance I encounter any of you. That being said, thank you for your compliment.”

Given Lux had labeled Jinx the one who didn’t know how to keep her thoughts to herself at times this was bound to prove interesting.

—≪✨≫ “ That would be me, glad to know she can still paint an accurate picture. That’s me. One hundred and fifty percent. Did she mention the ever problem of glitter? Why did I get the shaft when it comes this stuff? Like seriously. Seriously. “

A shake of her head to prove her point, glitter raining down from her scalp.

“ I’m not even transformed! This is bullshit! “

She stretched, before righting herself, studying the other.

“ So are you single or? “

#myheartfordemacia #{ v- reluctant protector -- Star Guardian }

"M-miss Jinx I'm sorry for being a burden." Says Rose as a bag full of trash breaks open, the small child trying to clean all the rooms and having reached Jinxes.

@violaandrose

—≪✨≫ “ I don’t see anyone being a burden. “

Text was finished being sent, before she stepped forward, leaning down to start helping the poor girl clean up. Her familiars brought a new trash bag, which Jinx murmured a thanks to the pair, before opening it up to start stuffing it with the crap.

#violaandrose

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Star Guardians Assemble

Heyoo! So, since I really wanna interact with more Star Guardians - oc’s and just au’s are along with Dark Star and Star Destroyers are all welcome as well! You don’t have to be a full-time canon Star Guardian to get to be in on this!

So if you could like or reblog this to get it around so more people can see it, then that’d be super nice of you!

@myheartfordemacia

—≪✨≫ “ Whoa there, I gotta say, I’m digging the six pack. “

#myheartfordemacia #{ v- reluctant protector -- Star Guardian }

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