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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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YOU ARE THE REASON
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$LAYYYTER

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Sweet Seals For You, Always
Keni
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

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if i look back, i am lost

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You need someone there for you.....
Someone who will put their faith in you and believe in you.
So that you can be extraordinary.
Reblogging for those who need to be reminded.
Damn.
I'm fucking beautiful.
I hate it when people force you to take 50 pictures when you're just trying to hang out with them.
I hate it even more when they force you to smile every single time.
And I absolutely hate it when they tell you how to pose and now your body is all kinds of twisted.
"Here are some ugly ass pictures of you with fake ass smiles looking really uncomfortable. I'm gonna tag you and post it all over facebook. You're welcome."
This "fan" of mine says we look so similar we might as well be twins.
After some thought and outrage on my part, I figured she's right.
We're both ugly. I'm ugly on the inside. She's ugly on the outside.
Oh, shut up already.
"When are you going to get engaged?"
You get engaged and then it's "When is the wedding?".
You get married and then it's "When are you going to have children?"
I Blame You
Your petty bullshit, self-centered drama, and self-importance ended it all.
Fuck you coz I can't find someone to replace the fun we used to have.
I hate you so much.
"Parenting Advice"
New Parents: "You wanna hold him?"
Me: "Not really."
I wouldn't worry too much about it....
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I was talking to an old friend who brought up someone I absolutely loathe.
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Me: Oh, is that person still alive?
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Her: Yes, and he's doing awesome.........
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Me: Of course, he is......
(How could a deceitful, manipulative, narcissistic, self-serving piece of shit not be!)
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But let's be honest here. Sooner or later, someone that annoying can't possibly be alive for much longer.
You need someone there for you.....
Someone who will put their faith in you and believe in you.
So that you can be extraordinary.
God Damn It
Can I just have at least one week to do absolutely nothing?
I just want to sit in my undies and eat pizza and pass out. Repeat. For a week.
Dear Obnoxious Lady,
We're all stuck here together at the airport. Your husband walked away as soon as you started complaining. Why on earth do you keep talking...
And please don't brag about your 3 year old. I can assure you she's far from a prodigy. I've seen dogs better behaved and with higher IQ.
Sincerely,
Pissy, Grumpy Southwest Passenger
Where's the fucking option to opt out of this holiday bullshit?
ME TRYING TO GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOUR PATHETIC LIFE
Dear Miss Popular Beeyatch,
I'm glad you didn't neglect to post pics of your baby.
It's comforting to know that you made such an ugly one despite all that :)
-Karma
I don't know why but it really pisses me off when someone I haven't talked to in years sends me a facebook message asking, "So, are you married yet with 3 kids?"
Like....Fuck you, I don't exist just so I could pop out children.
I have fucking goals that don't include getting married and being a stay at home mom. You fat fuck. And do you see any wedding pictures yet? No? Do you see any baby pictures? No???? Then the answer is no, bitch.