i wanted to fuck you when you was fat

02/27/2002 || queer || finch friend code: 1MG19B7NZS || Header ID: A gif of Caine during his meltdown, yelling at an offscreen Pomni while he screams 'why do you people keep tormenting me?'. /end ID] || Icon ID: an ecstatic green alien puppy with a smiling blue mouth. /end ID]

[stinkystarboy]

welcome to my blog! come on in, i don't bite!

My name is Max ('-yne' or '-well')! i am a queer audhd person whose pronouns are it/its! here is my pronouns page (along with my carrd) for more info!

NOT matching pfp's with @dollarbillkirill >:(

I Love Mspec Lesbians/Gays And Lesboys, He/Him Lesbians, She/Her Gays!!! I Love Trans People!!! I Love Faggots, And Dykes, And Trannies, And Queers, LGBTQIA+!!!! I Love NounSelf Pronouns!!!!!! I Love Bitches And Hoes And Whores!!!! I Love Abortions!!!!!!!!! Sex Work Is Work!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Fuck Off If You Disagree!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼

i am not a fan of pressure or zeal. i am aware of what he has done and do not condone his actions.

MINORS BLOCK MY NSFT TAGS PLEASE or don't i can't make you do anything. i reblog suggestive and non sexual kink pieces.

icon // header // top & bottom dividers: ( @uzmacchiato ) // userbox // divider // userbox // divider // stamp

[lobotomy-jpeg]

Oh huh! I hadn't realized I didn't post this one here on Tumblr! I finished this study in early March and have plans to have it be one of 3 pieces to go together 🙂‍↕️

[ID: Digital painting of Sherlock Holmes and Toby the dog, a study of Leyendecker's "Man with a dog" (1909) for Collier's Weekly. Holmes is in his coat, striped pants, top hat and grey scarf, Toby following a trace by his side. They are painted mid-motion. /end ID]

[dogpuppy]

[squirrelly-13]

they got married btw

[visit-me-here-in-wonderland]

oh you’re not kidding

[loserforever]

oh you’re yanking my chain? yank harder

[charl0ttan]

uhh my two cents are fucking each other

[bish0ps]

day two sober im moving objects with my mind

[sailermoon]

I’m such a “yay <3” person like unironically a hip hip hooray type of personality

[ukulelehitter-deactivated202603]

its been about 10 years since she showed me this but i am STILL thinking about how my (then) 4 year old cousin drew birds

OBSESSED with this creature; she draws the body from above/below and the head from the side, with a giant eyeball that takes up the entire head and never looks in a specific direction. in a very old-fashioned sense: iconic

[teaboot]

My mom likes to tell me about how when I was a little kid riding public transport with her I'd always smile and giggle and chat with weird old ladies who smelled like cat pee and homeless folks and strangers dressed in bizarre outfits but any time a tidy and respectable businessman in a suit and tie waved at me I'd immediately clam up, and she takes a great deal of pride in my supposed inherentability to clock personalities but the truth is I do vaguely remember those bus rides, and it was never about the clothes or the hair or the smell, but more because everyone "strange" asked interesting questions and listened to what I had to say and seemed to think about what I said while the neat and tidy and rigid folks only ever acted like they were going through the motions, which was boring as hell and also pretty annoying

[teaboot]

Well-to-do finance manager with tidy shoes: "Why hello, sweetheart. Can you say 'hi'? Aren't you cute. Are you on a trip with your mom?"

4 year old me: why must we do this

Fantastic old woman in the leopard print coat: "Why yes, my tooth IS real silver! Nobody ever asks me that. Do you like cats?"

4 year old me, suddenly paying attention: Finally, A Person Of Intellect

[manuciruja]

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

[manuciruja]

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

[smadsel]

would be remiss not to mention that the rainbow notably straight up just removed the trans flag colors from it. like they’re gone. it’s the progress flag minus the trans flag colors.

[smadsel]

that’s not the whole flag, now is it

[manuciruja]

hey staff what the fuck

[villainessbian]

hey staff don't you think you're being too on-the-nose

[shrodingers-catgirl]

HEY STAFF DONT YOU THINK YOU'RE BEING TOO ON-THE-NOSE

[novelistparty]

Baby Globe, Wikipedia’s 25th birthday mascot

[mtndewpitchblack]

[my-dailydreams]

[my-dailydreams]

[prokopetz]

It's a shame that porn games and sim games don't have a lot of present overlap, because I feel like "horny mechsplo game where you have to actually win the fights to get to the sexy bits and it's one of those hyper-detailed 1990s era mech piloting sims that uses every single key on the keyboard" would do numbers with a very particular audience.

[meatgrinder-0]

[gojinka]

May does NOT wear ear buds RET CON THAT SHIT !!!!!!

[gojinka]

[gojinka]

Can you please kill the maybubu its scaring me

I tried… but like a hydra …