Title are a lie told to you by the government

How did you get here, i have no idea what im doing?

[lunarblazes]

after a lifetime of hearing about aragorn but not reading the books or watching the movies, genuinely nothing could have prepared me for his actual introduction. the hobbits picked this man out of a dumpster. he is a textbook softspoken angst prince and he is covered in dirt and he probably smells so bad. he’s the coolest man alive and is so casual about it. his number one skill is Knowing Where They Are and his number two skill is Having A Horrible Destiny That Torments Him. tolkien got it in one i’m afraid aragorn son of arathorn you are the guy of all time

[tboy-cock]

sharing a bed is great and all until your partners body temperature raises 20⁰F when they are asleep and they in their sleep also decide that your ass is a threat to their safety that they must incessantly kick to defend themselves against their demons or whatevers going on in there

[gvalesdraws]

All that is gold does not glitter,

Not all those who wander are lost;

The old that is strong does not wither,

Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

From the ashes a fire shall be woken,

A light from the shadows shall spring;

Renewed shall be blade that was broken,

The crownless again shall be king.”

[anarqueeen]

The heros journey keeps trying to get me but ive been unloading an entire clip of 9mm into every mentor that tries to teach me anything. Ive killed 7 wizards this way.

[stone-in-the-woods]

hmm, like, you are getting better each time it happens? like your training? while also seemingly having a profound effect on the world around you?

[ao3commentoftheday]

memes are fun and relatable and all that, but don't let them discourage you. all of that stuff that doesn't make it into the final product is part of how the final product gets made

[erumelde]

[viralfrog]

[weaselle]

yeah and aragorn was supposed to be leading the chicken on a string and gandalf was supposed to leading the livestock guardian man on a leash and then gandalf was like "let the chicken choose which path" and by the time he caught up to the livestock guardian man, aragorn was like "the chicken said he'd do it himself" and gandalf has to go around to all the holy elven royalty and human rulers and be like "listen, those chickens are way cooler than you think, i totally have faith in the chicken and you should too" and then lead the kingdoms of the remaining mortals against a demon lord's armies while their only hope of survival is pinned to the chicken's ability to successfully invade Colonel Sanders' main processing plant and no back up plan.

[viralfrog]

[weaselle]

yeah and aragorn was supposed to be leading the chicken on a string and gandalf was supposed to leading the livestock guardian man on a leash and then gandalf was like "let the chicken choose which path" and by the time he caught up to the livestock guardian man, aragorn was like "the chicken said he'd do it himself" and gandalf has to go around to all the holy elven royalty and human rulers and be like "listen, those chickens are way cooler than you think, i totally have faith in the chicken and you should too" and then lead the kingdoms of the remaining mortals against a demon lord's armies while their only hope of survival is pinned to the chicken's ability to successfully invade Colonel Sanders' main processing plant and no back up plan.

[miss---information]

thinking about odysseus.

[byjove]

suspicious…

[byjove]

there are apparently a lot of mushrooms that are poisonous to some people and edible for others. unlike food allergies, it’s not an allergic immune reaction, it’s mushroom poisoning but only for some people

[byjove]

edibility is FAFO

[aesthetics-over-ethics]

Mmm yummyyyy (taking poison damage)

[byjove]

edibility is “delicious but maybe not worth it”

[blumineck]

It’s been a while since I addressed this, and people were worried

[shakal]

new game: is it an abandoned building or a german small town trainstation?

[funstyle]

[recommending something i sincerely love] ok so the thing about it is it kinda sucks

[ika-tko]

commission of carlo, romeo, and lea at a cat cafe. thank you so much for this request!!

[papayajuan2019]

does anyone wanna come over and be devastated

[rondanchan]

Big character poster fanart for Lies of P: Overture!

[sunshinetomorrow]

new normalize loving parents posting trend that i keep seeing going around twitter is "as an autistic person, i hate when people talk too long about a topic and don't consider what the other person is thinking" like yeah that's called infodumping? and it's a very common aspect of how autistics communicate that is very heavily stigmatized and if someone is doing it to you for a long time, it's probably a sign that they care about you a lot and trust that you want to hear about their interests?? like you are not breaking any new grounds or saying the hard truth by stating you find it annoying. fuck off

[sunshinetomorrow]

like actually i think you are a huge piece of shit for letting this person talk to you about this for THREE HOURS and not like. i don't know, telling them you wanted to stop?? i understand communication is hard but to just silently take it and then slink off to twitter and vaguepost about how awful it was for you. take some fucking responsibility for once